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  • Tuneout 🎨
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    Nort

    brand new sentence never spoken

    im a visionary

  • Tuneout

    im a visionary

    u hit the jew top page too

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    Nort

    you got pissmogged by Kingpin from the spiderman comic books

    Absolutely

    The aura was off the f***ing charts, you could feel the air get sucked out of that room in pure reverence and submission the second he walked in.

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    Orangutan

    Absolutely

    The aura was off the f***ing charts, you could feel the air get sucked out of that room in pure reverence and submission the second he walked in.

    ur not ai posting rite

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    Spice Bones

    ur not ai posting rite

    No

    Does my post read like that?

  • Orangutan

    No

    Does my post read like that?

    u type with semi-grammar so idk

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    im all lowercase

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    XD

  • Spice Bones

    im all lowercase

    cuz i never cap

  • anyways🙄

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    Spice Bones

    im all lowercase

    I notice I post in lowercase on my phone, and sentence-case on my laptop

    Probably because it's such a slog to type properly on that tiny iphone keyboard. I have the pro-max too, I'm just a hulking ape-man.

    Typing on a real keyboard lets my words flow like clear spring water into a gently bubbling brook.

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    Spice Bones

    bro wouldnt the time machine come with you? otherwise how would u go back?

    I mean it could be pocket sized or it could land in the middle of a forest

  • Orangutan

    I notice I post in lowercase on my phone, and sentence-case on my laptop

    Probably because it's such a slog to type properly on that tiny iphone keyboard. I have the pro-max too, I'm just a hulking ape-man.

    Typing on a real keyboard lets my words flow like clear spring water into a gently bubbling brook.

    idk bruh i feel like my mobile keyboard forces me to be swaggier with my conciseness cuz it is less efficient to type on glass

  • rvi 🐦‍⬛
    Orangutan

    Wait I got a good one

    Me and my buddy were at the ATL airport during a layover

    We both went to the bathroom, pissing next to each other at the urinals

    Suddenly, a 6 foot 6 inch, 450 pound man slowly struts in.

    He's walking with a fancy cane and wearing a bowler hat, gucci sunglasses, fur coat down to the floor, 4 designer bags of differing brands on his shoulders, and 4 more designer scarfs around his neck, also of differing brands.

    He walks right over to the urinals, slow and steady, and pisses the most gargantuan stream I've ever heard in my life. He finishes, zips up his pants, then struts out slowly without washing his hands

    By this point, me and my homie were long done pissing, but we were still standing at our respective urinals in shock. Just looking at each other with an irl soyface because of the character we just witnessed.

    incredible

  • Nort 💫
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    Orangutan

    I notice I post in lowercase on my phone, and sentence-case on my laptop

    Probably because it's such a slog to type properly on that tiny iphone keyboard. I have the pro-max too, I'm just a hulking ape-man.

    Typing on a real keyboard lets my words flow like clear spring water into a gently bubbling brook.

    you’re very articulate and I admire that about you

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    i tend to lack the effort to be

  • Nort

    you’re very articulate and I admire that about you

    he speaks yapanese

  • Nort 💫

    i need back on adhd meds so badly

  • the ATL train 🔥🔥🔥

  • Nort

    you’re very articulate and I admire that about you

  • rvi 🐦‍⬛
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    Orangutan

    Absolutely

    The aura was off the f***ing charts, you could feel the air get sucked out of that room in pure reverence and submission the second he walked in.

    ok this kinda approaches gay atp

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    @Extraterrestrial did u use the toilet on the plane

  • rvi

    ok this kinda approaches gay atp

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    Nort

    you’re very articulate and I admire that about you

    I appreciate that. I do wish I could articulate my thoughts more succinctly though. I get frustrated af looking at the essays I drop in here, because they seem so needlessly verbose, but when I try to find sentences to drop while still retaining the point I'm trying to convey, I usually come up empty. More times than not though I just let it fly stream of consciousness style.

  • Orangutan

    I appreciate that. I do wish I could articulate my thoughts more succinctly though. I get frustrated af looking at the essays I drop in here, because they seem so needlessly verbose, but when I try to find sentences to drop while still retaining the point I'm trying to convey, I usually come up empty. More times than not though I just let it fly stream of consciousness style.

    errbody got different styles