Goat user n avy

No sir that’s you

crine

Sit beside each other at the movie theatre

Work in HR lmfaoo

Share a plate of spaghetti and end up slurping opposite ends of the same noodle, accidentally nibbling their way into a kiss like lady and the tramp

Whenever I see a man with a bigger shoe size I jack them right off his s***

criticize women

sitting next to another man in the movies??

As a man wyd typing ugh

you are more of a man than most men if you boldly do the things this thread says that men cant do

eat cheese by itself

eat grapes

I found out you can't have birthday dinners as a man

you cannot "treat yourself"

fruity asf

I'm not allowed to enjoy the day I was born or eat that day

Watch Disney

Look after their skin

Be not that into the bitter b****

it is kinda sus ngl

Give birth

im offended

Happiness is a female emotion

There’s a war going on outside men