There’s only one thing I hide from my girlfriend, and it’s posting on this forum.. we’re all in violation

Your Mom, Dave
@YourMomDave1
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Nov 3, 2024
@BanhmiBrieoche
this woman would've turned down Yuri Gagarin on the first date 🚩🚩🚩

XSpectreEdge 𝕏
@XSpectreEdge
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Nov 2, 2024
That’s called being adventurous & ambitious. Of course she wouldn’t know. All she knows is to write mediocre teen girl songs.

Andrew McCarthy
@AJamesMcCarthy
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Nov 3, 2024
Guys reading this: If a girl has a problem with your dreams, she’s not going to be good for you anyway 😊

ărtt⚡️
@latinartt
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Nov 2, 2024
Going to space requires a science/engineering degree but I assume she’s talking about the brainless celebrities she’d date

completely understandable

Marie Oakes
@TheMarieOakes
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Nov 3, 2024
Asking something so stupid is a greater red flag, it is so inconsequential of a question about a person and their future plans.

girls who ask trick questions on 1st dates <

good to know for when i end up on a first date with olivia rodrigo

Imma update this b**** one day

smile

Another one

be addicted to the screens

Bro pulled up to the meme 4 years early 🐐

Couldn't be me

Saw a clip of that Fox News host saying men can’t eat soup so I come here and low and behold it’s the second one in the op

What’s so bad about soup man?

Being unable to grow your own food and depending on the labor of another man to plant,
prep,
and deliver to your local supermarket so you can consume <<<<

Add lose weight to the list:

can't do s*** as a man anymore smdh

smoke Virginia Slims