some silly ones in there like saying particular things but at the same time i feel that because i want to slap almost anyone who says "it's giving ____" to me in person or anything that the person would never say if it wasnt en vogue or like white people who never grew up around it talking black online same thing idk if she meant it that way or as indicators of greater problems for me i'm talking about authenticity
was ridin the elevator today to hear this convo among a group of ladies.
“so i asked him what he had for tea and get this, he just wrote the food he ate..”
other girls: *sighs ‘o my god..’
Imagine not telling ur girl what type of tea u be drinking i hope it was some earl grey
I had a date today
Took her to the botanic garden
We were in the flower section
There was a giant field of pink colored dahlias
I said "I like these the most"
She said, all condescending: "Those flowers don't suit a young man"
Bruh wtf??????? It's a f***ing flower!!!!! They all pink and red and s***! The color is half their beauty! What the f*** ??? Is it gay to enjoy nature now in a FLOWER GARDEN
Needless to say the date sucked ass
Update: She went to jail in China for smuggling medicine
35/35
come home
make list
Eat a hot dog (pause)
Eat a banana (pause)
Lick an ice cream cone (pause, have to bite it)
Grab/ hold handle bars with a circular hand motion (pause, have to use elbow or hold with full arm)
@op
Eat a hot dog (pause)
Eat a banana (pause)
Lick an ice cream cone (pause, have to bite it)
Grab/ hold handle bars with a circular hand motion (pause, have to use elbow or hold with full arm)
Nah bro weird for touching the tip of that banana
we got anotha one boys
we got anotha one boys
NOOOOO
NOOOOO
the brews were nice while they lasted
the brews were nice while they lasted
was just starting to use a french press
I was expecting to get cooked, but someone witb these ideals would be quite happy with me...
One of our own has stepped across the line smh
https://twitter.com/thatsludachriss/status/1562817737545527296Jump ship and joining superteams???
He can go
https://twitter.com/myasiaaa2x/status/1561808775291478016
Yeah she's either dying alone or gonna be hella miserable with some nigga fr.
I ran for the bus once, that was rock bottom
Felt like I was in Pursuit of Happiness
This post still gets me
Ngl these are all respectable
Lowkey getting tipsy sound kinda feminine… just be drunk or sober