Bird logic undefeated

Grinding your wood on a long metal rod

eating ice cream from a cone

Ride a motorcycle. I was driving the other day in traffic and I realized how lame you look riding a motorcycle. Like look at the position your legs are in lmao.

Only choppers are acceptable

LIVESTREAMING

don't send your girl money if it doesn't meet these requirements

but also this guy made a good point. I think some people (and yes most of them are probably women because the idea of gold digging women and shallow women gets men triggered) are literally just engagement farming because of this new payout s*** Elon implemented. This nigga Elon really made twitter worse than it already was

get spun in your barber chair after he finished giving u a cut

be anxious and or shy

don’t let this nonsense radicalise yoi

we can't take them here yall

F***.

We going to the upside down

I knew this would end up on here when I saw it this morning

Did they survey bitter ahh women?

Some hyper-bitter girls that get no d*** mustve added that one because every single woman I ever interacted with (romantically, platonically, cordially) loves ice cream

This tweet feels like it's trying too hard.

Coffee rip single people

this is insane

nah not anymore, it came with their new software update

idk I kinda agree with some of these

Dennys, ihop, applebees, Chilis and Chipotle

id take girls somewhere other than these places

Fine by me I like the old models better 🫡