I agree with everything in op

Man can't tie their shoes

I don't see "smoke hookah" in op

A man can't like sushi by himself lmao

Low pH going crazy!

niggas can’t eat sushi!?!

Lmaoooo wtf

Abandonment issues.
"He's going to interstellar me if he gets the chance, can't take that risk"

makes sense tbh

why is anybody tryna colonize space leave that s*** alone

It’s a red flag if a girl won’t let you go to space tbh

Give birth!!

Transphobic tbh

wait wait wait

Got him.

@shuathegreat you cancelled buddy