@op eats yogurt with a fork.
As a man why you using a spoon? You scooping your dairy? Grow up
u better not be driving with two hands, you’re a hazard on the road if you are
hi Yevin Kardashian W 👋
The get cold one is crazy tho
You just gotta be contempt with whatever the weather is, can’t even acknowledge if you’re uncomfortable or not
Facts. No man allowed to eat dessert foreal.
One time a waiter asked me if I wanted to see the dessert menu and I flipped the whole mf table and grabbed that mf by the throat and pinned them against the wall.
Tf I look like eating strawberry shortcake? F*** a brownie and ice cream. Ain’t s*** sweet around here. Ain’t no way I’m putting any sweet cream of any kind in my mouth.
Add take selfies
"ordering stuff online" tf does that mean?
If you can’t hunt or gather it tf you doing? Having another man ship you goods?
If you can’t hunt or gather it tf you doing? Having another man ship you goods?
Women just need to admit that they hate men.
"ordering stuff online" tf does that mean?
like when you go online and order something
Lmaoo aye this one is valid though
https://twitter.com/m4ri4mm/status/1444909768875851777LMAOOO
sorry, women LIKE THIS, just need to admit to admit that they hate men.
I had a date today
Took her to the botanic garden
We were in the flower section
There was a giant field of pink colored dahlias
I said "I like these the most"
She said, all condescending: "Those flowers don't suit a young man"
Bruh wtf??????? It's a f***ing flower!!!!! They all pink and red and s***! The color is half their beauty! What the f*** ???
Is it gay to enjoy nature now in a FLOWER GARDEN
Needless to say the date sucked ass
@Jbreezyondeck add to the list
funniest iteration of this i've seen is that being from atlanta is a female trait
and she was deadass too