Alternatively, maybe, you’ll see the light, and go on and on, like I do, about how it’s a borderline spiritual experience, one that will have you standing around with crowds of teenagers and skaters after midnight, below underpasses, at warehouse shows with unpronounceable names on the bill,
-Alphonse Pierre, 45 years old
Being a media critic probably the easiest job in the world. Nigga really getting paid to write this bullshit
Alternatively, maybe, you’ll see the light, and go on and on, like I do, about how it’s a borderline spiritual experience, one that will have you standing around with crowds of teenagers and skaters after midnight, below underpasses, at warehouse shows with unpronounceable names on the bill,
-Alphonse Pierre, 45 years old
hip hop media is in the gutter
https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/xaviersobased-keep-it-going-xav/
theres no way
I’m happy 4 a youngn getting $$ but he’s culture vulturing,
They hate on Subiibabii, his Zendaya song is legit
don’t get yall’s obsession with ageism where you constantly feel the need to point out these dudes’ ages
don’t get yall’s obsession with ageism where you constantly feel the need to point out these dudes’ ages
He’s not really 45 lmaooo I think he’s like late 20s
He’s not really 45 lmaooo I think he’s like late 20s
okay… that literally doesn’t matter though
Alternatively, maybe, you’ll see the light, and go on and on, like I do, about how it’s a borderline spiritual experience, one that will have you standing around with crowds of teenagers and skaters after midnight, below underpasses, at warehouse shows with unpronounceable names on the bill,
-Alphonse Pierre, 45 years old
how do u dudes not see the self deprecating humour here lol
okay… that literally doesn’t matter though
It does cus they’re obv joking. That’s not even remotely his age
cool but it’s a real thing
This thread is a bunch of 20 somethings joking abt another 20 something sounding old … what part of that has any real world consequence
Wait wait, I’ve seen “jerk music” thrown around but wtf is jerk music? Like are u suppose to be able to jerk to it?
pitchfork.com/thepitch/bossman-dlow-kreepin-through-the-streetz-freestyle-new-song-listen
Not to sound like a cop but sir, are you the Floridian individual being referenced in the above?
https://pitchfork.com/thepitch/bossman-dlow-kreepin-through-the-streetz-freestyle-new-song-listen/
Not to sound like a cop but sir, are you the Floridian individual being referenced in the above?
Alphonse funny af lmaooooo. I am the Floridian he told that too. We been talking about him a lot
Imma say it again but that tape stuck on repeat over here. Some of y'all really wouldn't notice greatness if it slapped y'all on the face
Wait wait, I’ve seen “jerk music” thrown around but wtf is jerk music? Like are u suppose to be able to jerk to it?
Pioneered by Xavier bc he produces as well
He took the sound from You’re A Jerk and modernized it. The dance has nothing to do with it and he barely cares about the song, New Boyz or anything he just likes the sound
This is Alphonse's sixth Best New Music review since 2019. That year he covered Thug's So Much Fun and MIKE's Tears of Joy. He's since given it to Uzi, Trayle, and Noname Those are his 6 BNMs in 50+ reviews.
Damn, never thought I'd see the day I get so dusty I wanna post on KTT that I hate hip-hop.
I just can't f*** with any of these new dudes, this s*** is hurting my ears, it's disgusting.
I guess I'm now one of those old dusty f***ers that hates on anything the new gen drops
This is Alphonse's sixth Best New Music review since 2019. That year he covered Thug's So Much Fun and MIKE's Tears of Joy. He's since given it to Uzi, Trayle, and Noname Those are his 6 BNMs in 50+ reviews.
Interesting...