Jan 24, 2024
Huge bmass FanAlternatively, maybe, you’ll see the light, and go on and on, like I do, about how it’s a borderline spiritual experience, one that will have you standing around with crowds of teenagers and skaters after midnight, below underpasses, at warehouse shows with unpronounceable names on the bill,
-Alphonse Pierre, 45 years old
Being a media critic probably the easiest job in the world. Nigga really getting paid to write this bullshit
Jan 24, 2024Huge bmass FanAlternatively, maybe, you’ll see the light, and go on and on, like I do, about how it’s a borderline spiritual experience, one that will have you standing around with crowds of teenagers and skaters after midnight, below underpasses, at warehouse shows with unpronounceable names on the bill,
-Alphonse Pierre, 45 years old
hip hop media is in the gutter
Jan 24, 2024
BRUNTZhttps://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/xaviersobased-keep-it-going-xav/
theres no way
I’m happy 4 a youngn getting $$ but he’s culture vulturing,
They hate on Subiibabii, his Zendaya song is legit
- Jan 24, 2024·1 reply
don’t get yall’s obsession with ageism where you constantly feel the need to point out these dudes’ ages
Jan 24, 2024·1 replyvorioxdon’t get yall’s obsession with ageism where you constantly feel the need to point out these dudes’ ages
He’s not really 45 lmaooo I think he’s like late 20s
- Jan 24, 2024·1 replysfsorrow
He’s not really 45 lmaooo I think he’s like late 20s
okay… that literally doesn’t matter though
Jan 24, 2024What melon gotta say about this ?
Jan 24, 2024was laffing at this but al is a good writer and rap critic so maybe
- Jan 24, 2024·1 replyHuge bmass Fan
Alternatively, maybe, you’ll see the light, and go on and on, like I do, about how it’s a borderline spiritual experience, one that will have you standing around with crowds of teenagers and skaters after midnight, below underpasses, at warehouse shows with unpronounceable names on the bill,
-Alphonse Pierre, 45 years old
how do u dudes not see the self deprecating humour here lol
- Jan 24, 2024voriox
okay… that literally doesn’t matter though
It does cus they’re obv joking. That’s not even remotely his age
- Jan 24, 2024·1 reply
“Ageism” is funny as s*** lmfao
- Jan 24, 2024·1 replysfsorrow
“Ageism” is funny as s*** lmfao
cool but it’s a real thing
- Jan 24, 2024·1 replyvoriox
cool but it’s a real thing
This thread is a bunch of 20 somethings joking abt another 20 something sounding old … what part of that has any real world consequence
Jan 24, 2024·1 reply
YoungNastyShawtyWait wait, I’ve seen “jerk music” thrown around but wtf is jerk music? Like are u suppose to be able to jerk to it?
pitchfork.com/thepitch/bossman-dlow-kreepin-through-the-streetz-freestyle-new-song-listen
Not to sound like a cop but sir, are you the Floridian individual being referenced in the above?
- Jan 25, 2024babylon sherm
https://pitchfork.com/thepitch/bossman-dlow-kreepin-through-the-streetz-freestyle-new-song-listen/
Not to sound like a cop but sir, are you the Floridian individual being referenced in the above?
Alphonse funny af lmaooooo. I am the Floridian he told that too. We been talking about him a lot
Jan 25, 2024Imma say it again but that tape stuck on repeat over here. Some of y'all really wouldn't notice greatness if it slapped y'all on the face
Jan 25, 2024how you doing fellow kids
- Melz ⚜️Jan 25, 2024·3 repliesYoungNastyShawty
Wait wait, I’ve seen “jerk music” thrown around but wtf is jerk music? Like are u suppose to be able to jerk to it?
Pioneered by Xavier bc he produces as well
He took the sound from You’re A Jerk and modernized it. The dance has nothing to do with it and he barely cares about the song, New Boyz or anything he just likes the sound
- Jan 25, 2024·edited·4 replies
This is Alphonse's sixth Best New Music review since 2019. That year he covered Thug's So Much Fun and MIKE's Tears of Joy. He's since given it to Uzi, Trayle, and Noname Those are his 6 BNMs in 50+ reviews.
Jan 25, 2024
pussy baconBy Alphonse Pierre
Jan 25, 2024he's the truth get hip
Jan 25, 2024Pitchfork falling like Biden down a flight of stairs.
Jan 25, 2024Damn, never thought I'd see the day I get so dusty I wanna post on KTT that I hate hip-hop.
I just can't f*** with any of these new dudes, this s*** is hurting my ears, it's disgusting.
I guess I'm now one of those old dusty f***ers that hates on anything the new gen drops
Jan 25, 2024Block Muteson· editedThis is Alphonse's sixth Best New Music review since 2019. That year he covered Thug's So Much Fun and MIKE's Tears of Joy. He's since given it to Uzi, Trayle, and Noname Those are his 6 BNMs in 50+ reviews.
Interesting...
- Jan 25, 2024Block Muteson· edited
This is Alphonse's sixth Best New Music review since 2019. That year he covered Thug's So Much Fun and MIKE's Tears of Joy. He's since given it to Uzi, Trayle, and Noname Those are his 6 BNMs in 50+ reviews.
I thought he gave CEO Trayle one last year?
