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  • Jan 24, 2024
    Huge bmass Fan

    Alternatively, maybe, you’ll see the light, and go on and on, like I do, about how it’s a borderline spiritual experience, one that will have you standing around with crowds of teenagers and skaters after midnight, below underpasses, at warehouse shows with unpronounceable names on the bill,

    -Alphonse Pierre, 45 years old

    Being a media critic probably the easiest job in the world. Nigga really getting paid to write this bullshit

  • Jan 24, 2024
    Huge bmass Fan

    Alternatively, maybe, you’ll see the light, and go on and on, like I do, about how it’s a borderline spiritual experience, one that will have you standing around with crowds of teenagers and skaters after midnight, below underpasses, at warehouse shows with unpronounceable names on the bill,

    -Alphonse Pierre, 45 years old

    hip hop media is in the gutter

  • BRUNTZ

    https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/xaviersobased-keep-it-going-xav/

    theres no way

    I’m happy 4 a youngn getting $$ but he’s culture vulturing,

    They hate on Subiibabii, his Zendaya song is legit

  • Jan 24, 2024
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    don’t get yall’s obsession with ageism where you constantly feel the need to point out these dudes’ ages

  • Jan 24, 2024
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    voriox

    don’t get yall’s obsession with ageism where you constantly feel the need to point out these dudes’ ages

    He’s not really 45 lmaooo I think he’s like late 20s

  • Jan 24, 2024
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    sfsorrow

    He’s not really 45 lmaooo I think he’s like late 20s

    okay… that literally doesn’t matter though

  • Jan 24, 2024

    What melon gotta say about this ?

  • Jan 24, 2024

    was laffing at this but al is a good writer and rap critic so maybe

  • Jan 24, 2024
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    Huge bmass Fan

    Alternatively, maybe, you’ll see the light, and go on and on, like I do, about how it’s a borderline spiritual experience, one that will have you standing around with crowds of teenagers and skaters after midnight, below underpasses, at warehouse shows with unpronounceable names on the bill,

    -Alphonse Pierre, 45 years old

    how do u dudes not see the self deprecating humour here lol

  • Jan 24, 2024
    voriox

    okay… that literally doesn’t matter though

    It does cus they’re obv joking. That’s not even remotely his age

  • Jan 24, 2024
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    “Ageism” is funny as s*** lmfao

  • Jan 24, 2024
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    sfsorrow

    “Ageism” is funny as s*** lmfao

    cool but it’s a real thing

  • Jan 24, 2024
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    voriox

    cool but it’s a real thing

    This thread is a bunch of 20 somethings joking abt another 20 something sounding old … what part of that has any real world consequence

  • Jan 24, 2024
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    YoungNastyShawty

    Wait wait, I’ve seen “jerk music” thrown around but wtf is jerk music? Like are u suppose to be able to jerk to it?

    pitchfork.com/thepitch/bossman-dlow-kreepin-through-the-streetz-freestyle-new-song-listen

    Not to sound like a cop but sir, are you the Floridian individual being referenced in the above?

  • babylon sherm

    https://pitchfork.com/thepitch/bossman-dlow-kreepin-through-the-streetz-freestyle-new-song-listen/

    Not to sound like a cop but sir, are you the Floridian individual being referenced in the above?

    Alphonse funny af lmaooooo. I am the Floridian he told that too. We been talking about him a lot

  • Jan 25, 2024

    Imma say it again but that tape stuck on repeat over here. Some of y'all really wouldn't notice greatness if it slapped y'all on the face

  • Jan 25, 2024

    how you doing fellow kids

  • Melz ⚜️
    Jan 25, 2024
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    YoungNastyShawty

    Wait wait, I’ve seen “jerk music” thrown around but wtf is jerk music? Like are u suppose to be able to jerk to it?

    Pioneered by Xavier bc he produces as well

    He took the sound from You’re A Jerk and modernized it. The dance has nothing to do with it and he barely cares about the song, New Boyz or anything he just likes the sound

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    This is Alphonse's sixth Best New Music review since 2019. That year he covered Thug's So Much Fun and MIKE's Tears of Joy. He's since given it to Uzi, Trayle, and Noname Those are his 6 BNMs in 50+ reviews.

  • Jan 25, 2024
    pussy bacon

    By Alphonse Pierre

  • Jan 25, 2024

    he's the truth get hip

  • Jan 25, 2024

    Pitchfork falling like Biden down a flight of stairs.

  • Jan 25, 2024

    Damn, never thought I'd see the day I get so dusty I wanna post on KTT that I hate hip-hop.
    I just can't f*** with any of these new dudes, this s*** is hurting my ears, it's disgusting.
    I guess I'm now one of those old dusty f***ers that hates on anything the new gen drops

  • Jan 25, 2024
    Block Muteson
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    This is Alphonse's sixth Best New Music review since 2019. That year he covered Thug's So Much Fun and MIKE's Tears of Joy. He's since given it to Uzi, Trayle, and Noname Those are his 6 BNMs in 50+ reviews.

    Interesting...

  • Jan 25, 2024
    Block Muteson
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    This is Alphonse's sixth Best New Music review since 2019. That year he covered Thug's So Much Fun and MIKE's Tears of Joy. He's since given it to Uzi, Trayle, and Noname Those are his 6 BNMs in 50+ reviews.

    I thought he gave CEO Trayle one last year?

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