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  • Jul 31, 2023
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    just round up you f***ing morons

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    Jul 31, 2023
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    Q3D

    just round up you f***ing morons

    Mhmm should I give it a 7.7 or an 7.8?
    F*** it let's do a 7.8

    Not good enough for an 8, so lets do a 7.8.

  • Jul 31, 2023

    "The rage beat on “Fe!n” is played-out"

  • Jul 31, 2023
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    These reviews are just entertainment and content. They don’t really an impact culturally . They don’t matter

    The days of reviews having real purpose and determine if somebody will consume an album are gone

  • Jul 31, 2023
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    considering whats in the review, u would expect lower than a 5.7

  • Jul 31, 2023
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    Thought it would be @YoungNastyShawty 😹

  • Jul 31, 2023
    SinceKumbaya

    These reviews are just entertainment and content. They don’t really an impact culturally . They don’t matter

    The days of reviews having real purpose and determine if somebody will consume an album are gone

    Agreed. I can’t imagine being mad reading fiction

  • Jul 31, 2023

    This nigga Alphonse was mad as hell while writing this, it sounds like bro couldn't wait for the album to drop just so he can talk s*** about it. The passive aggressiveness is littered all over it

  • Jul 31, 2023

    its insane how much p4k has fallen off
    click on any random review now and unless its by someone they hate and have an agenda against or something they love they give it a 7

  • Jul 31, 2023
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    "The Houston rapper delivers a shiny, empty spectacle loaded with pop superstars who rarely make an impact." Very disingenous because the features all shined and stood out considerably on the album

  • ICEMAN KIR

    from reading your posts itt, no you don’t #respectfully

    Alberto > Alphonse

  • Jul 31, 2023
    Xing Ped

    rating albums with a number has been and will always be stupid

  • Jul 31, 2023
    slyTendencies

    "The Houston rapper delivers a shiny, empty spectacle loaded with pop superstars who rarely make an impact." Very disingenous because the features all shined and stood out considerably on the album

    he was comparing it to artists astro,birds,rodeo featured
    n i agree.

  • Jul 31, 2023
    medschooldropout24

    Not a surprise when Pitchfork also gives this guy a platform

    https://twitter.com/Evanryt/status/1685038500419162112

    no this tweet is 100% correct lmfao

  • Jul 31, 2023
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    medschooldropout24

    Did you read the whole thread?

    How is there not a real person at the core when theres songs on there like THANK GOD, MY EYES, PARASAIL?
    The critic says Travis never once addresses the festival tragedy- he does implicitly and even explicitly throughout the entire thing. The whole message of the album in my eyes is that you "create your own UTOPIA" by choosing to focus on the good and not the bad. On Thank God he addresses the pressure he's putting on himself to follow up ASTROWORLD with an even better album, using the grammys as a motivating factor. On My Eyes he raps "If only they knew what Scotty would do to jump off the stage and save him a child." Which in my opinion, again reflects the idea of positive framing, he could have easily been like who bring a 9 year old to a concert where the rage is everywhere. On GOD"S COUNTRY, he raps that he has a 100k fans jumping and that they need space when they jam. I'm perhaps taking this too literally, but as the mechanism of the deaths was asphyxiation in a crowd crush for all 10 deaths, they were crushed because of a lack of space.

    There's a bunch of other examples, but I'll use PARASAIL but to me, that song is literally therapy and using positive affirmations.

    Those are some of my thoughts. If you need this guy's thread he's saying there is nothing thought provoking in Travis's lyrics. I disagree.

    oh my f***ing god

  • Jul 31, 2023

    i would prob score it a bit higher but the review is basically spot on otherwise

  • Jul 31, 2023
    Alberto balsalm

    I literally write better than Alphonse and im not even a native speaker

    you just said you “literally write better” than someone in a post about you being a better writer than a professional journalist maybe learn how to type an actual sentence before worrying about all that

  • Jul 31, 2023

    Some of u doing incredible cope rn

  • Jul 31, 2023

    crazy how its always the same 5 to 10 type of comments in every review thread that inevitably gets people mad for multiple comments/pages of comments

    but reviews are irrelevant of course

  • Jul 31, 2023

    Damn. Welp i take back everything I said in the thread guys.

    #AllHailP4k
    #ClassicYesterdayRecycleBinClassicToday
    #KeepMakingThreadsForReviewsWeHate
    #ThatMakesSense

  • Jul 31, 2023

    I’m really starting to doubt the whole “the reviewer doesn’t score the album, it’s an aggregate of all the writers” theory, because why is it always this nigga with the worst opinions and scores you’ve ever seen in your life.

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