blonded

3y

u texting like you're holding in a creampie u need to man up a lil

The Darkest Angel

3y

I got to ask. Was this middle school or high school? I could picture myself saying some headass s*** like this back in 7th grade

Sell

3y

Dang bruh s*** just happened to me yesterday linked up with this milf she’s black in her 40’s but she told me she was 32 to get with me lol regardless I pick her up from her pad and she’s dressed like a hooker lowkey slits all over her right dress lmao but she thick af and like bruh the shock in my face like dang I already know I’m banging her

We get to my pad and we smoke and s*** in my balcony and she’s talking about her life then when she drops the joint bruh she bent over so hard lmao I pretty much saw everything and she was like oops my bad and I’m like it’s all good LMAO

After that she tells me what you trying to do and I’m like let go to my room (THIS IS WERE S*** GOES DOWNHILL)

I take her to my room and she starts looking at the painting I have on my wall she’s likes them and stuff but I was at that point just thinking with my d*** and like just grabbing her ass and stuff then she hits me with the it’s always just about s***huh and I’m in my head like this b**** did not just say that lol she ended up trying to talk to me like lets get to know each other and then we can have s***and I’m like yea that’s cool but by the way you was coming at me I thought you were on a different type of time it’s watevs tho I start telling so do you give head and she’s like yea but to my future husband and I’m f*** she’s starting to be on bullshit so she goes do you give good p**** head and I said I’m killing your p**** with my tongue and she was like ok nvm I don’t wanna be thinking about you with that tongue move so she starts pushing me away and I’m like right next to her thighs just telling her how good it’s gonna feel she ends up letting me eat her out that s*** was like having her o***** 2 times I felt all her juice lol she was bomb nice p**** for her age anyways

Once I’m down going down on her I’m like let’s f*** I was trying to go raw like always lol that s***s bad I gotta stop that but she was like nah you need put on a condom once I get it on I can’t even get hard tbh this b**** played way too many games prior to me finally being able to f*** and I always get head before I f*** so i just couldn’t f*** with girl like that i was soft as s*** lmao

She ends up getting turned off because she came already and then she was like ok I gotta go check on my kids and I’m like aight f*** it we done here I take her back home I talk to her in the car and we patch s*** up I told her I can. Teach her how to drive and shes wid it I just need to hit her up that whole situation was the 2nd L I took from f***ing

But the reason I said all this is because today I texted in the morning saying if she had pictures of the outfit she had on yesterday lmao and she ain’t text back that s*** was down bad

Fire Lord

3y

If you guys are doing this bad I may have a chance

BVL

3y

she didnt respond

fiveprestos

3y

LONGSTROKE alt putting in overtime rn

PilotJones

3y

actually had to take a breather after reading this one, this woman really had no mercy

fucknick

3y

So the context behind this is there was this one girl and like we both liked each other but I never did s*** about it and I ended up liking someone else. Several months back I decided to talk to her every time I got drunk and keep that friendship we had. Unfortunately she stopped talking to me because of this conversation.

Again I was drunk.