need the DBZ narrator to do a video for all this drama

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If he knows that then where are the names

damn

We’re getting there lol

stripping people of evp titles is a little more complicated. those titles come with healthcare, benefits, etc.

Okay so The Mehlite are walking

Didn’t bother to think of this

They need to unionize!

When Cody returns to save AEW after winning the WWE title at least once

Where’s Bix at

“Wrestling has more than one royal family”

y'all weren't kidding about SC going in on Punk

They still not gone mention bruh on TV

They gonna have Benny The Butcher involved in a segment in front of WSGs face

something wrong

i hold my head

Dusty gone

my daddy dead

They gon show WSG when it’s on commercial in Picture in Picture

Everyone wants him dead.

Mustafa such a good promo. He really the complete package. If HHH find something for him someday, he’ll earn my respect

It’s a shame too

• "5-6 minute brawl" with popular rumours that Punk got injured there (unconfirmed + SRS later said may have happened during the match, meant to be a triceps injury)

• CM Punk was "absolutely wrong" about the identity of the sources on the Colt Cabana story, and SRS has only spoken to Hangman once when they were first introduced.

• People were unsure if Punk's MJF comments were in kayfabe or not, SRS says there are no known prior issues between the two of them

• SRS knew that "many talent believed" that Punk was involved with Cabana losing his job, and that the Young Bucks went to bat for him, but sat on the story for three months as he was unable to get confirmation. He had asked Cabana to comment, but he refused and said it was for the sake of his mental health.

• No one is "rushing to SRS's DMs" to defend Punk's behaviour, although some are sympathetic. It is "hard to find people who defend Punk throughout the whole situation".

• "Unbelievable" and "incredible" heat towards Ace Steel.

• What SRS is hearing is "all over the map" in terms of who might be fired, who might be suspended, etc. He'll report as soon as he gets any confirmation.

• There's no heat towards Toni Storm's comments about Thunder Rosa.

• SRS believes that if Punk does get released, Triple H might call him and see if there's business to be done.

• Punk was credited for several of AEW's deals, and SRS isn't sure if they'd lose them without him.

• Bobby Fish's involvement is just him "trying to get attention", as he was not involved in the altercation or situation at all.

• The situation about the fight is "messy" and SRS "would be surprised if Mox was thrilled" about it (in response to a question about Mox's reaction).

• He received a text at 05:00, followed up by a phone call at 05:30, that suggested that Discovery wasn't happy about the situation. He originally wasn't going to talk about it, but since people keep s***-talking his journalistic skills (my words, not his), he decided to. He prefaced it as "incredibly, remarkably unconfirmed", but Punk may have received an email saying that he was expected to be fired or that led him to expect to be fired, with a meeting scheduled for 13:00. He emphasised that this was not confirmed.

• SRS wasn't sure if Jericho saw the fight himself, but "several people" "put over" his professionalism in the aftermath.

• SRS doesn't know in what manner the EVPs approached Punk and doesn't think it's responsible to wholly blame one party or the other.

• SRS also doesn't think one of his sources was being dramatic when they said that "lives were on the line" during that situation (especially since a chair was thrown). He also "feels a little dirty" speaking about rumours in a situation where someone got a chair to the eye.

• Talent like MJF might allude to the situation.

• He said that the "locker room is way more anti-CM Punk than I've ever seen it". Explained by saying that some people believed the locker room changed when Punk arrived, while others said he supports younger talent.

Nigga still mad over kevin gates

SRS believes that if Punk does get released, Triple H might call him and see if there's business to be done.

He invalidated his entire “report” with this bullshit