Have you contacted Amazon? If not, hit them up and explain your situation and see if they can schedule you
That’s for the birds

How f***ed am I? How should I even respond to this?
F***.
LMAO
yea op sorry but you're a f***ing jackass
Have you contacted Amazon? If not, hit them up and explain your situation and see if they can schedule you
I messaged the help line and they just said that I had to wait for an opening.
yea op sorry but you're a f***ing jackass
Why am I a jackass? I thought better insurance, a third day off with my kids, and paid college was better than scamming elderly folks to buy life insurance on newborns.

How f***ed am I? How should I even respond to this?
F***.
You better take it and bust your ass for a promotion.
Tell her to get a job then
She’s taking care of two kids and in college. That’s a fulltime job right there
tell both jobs youre down to start whenever they want and whoever schedules you first just go and forget about the other one.
Mans could have gone to the gym during the lunch hour but instead is in this position loooob
100 million but you have to quit your job to work for Amazon and you don’t get 100 million and have to work your old job for a pay cut
Hell nah
Dog he has kids and a wife, that office job the best chance he got. Should have never quit.
Why am I a jackass? I thought better insurance, a third day off with my kids, and paid college was better than scamming elderly folks to buy life insurance on newborns.
Well guess what? you were f***ing wrong
you win some you lose some. hopefully they take you back
Why am I a jackass? I thought better insurance, a third day off with my kids, and paid college was better than scamming elderly folks to buy life insurance on newborns.
Ur throwing away a stable job and a good life (with a hot wife) for an amazon job during a recession cmon man.
Why am I a jackass? I thought better insurance, a third day off with my kids, and paid college was better than scamming elderly folks to buy life insurance on newborns.
Surely there were better options than Amazon? Those warehouse jobs are mostly for people like me who have been deemed unsuitable for office positions (sexual harrassment).
Dog he has kids and a wife, that office job the best chance he got. Should have never quit.
I don’t blame op if he takes the job back with less pay but it should only be to keep himself afloat while looking for another job, you going to “bust your ass” for this mf John who playing you like a fool?
Why am I a jackass? I thought better insurance, a third day off with my kids, and paid college was better than scamming elderly folks to buy life insurance on newborns.
Dog boomers have been f***ing over all future generations anyways f*** them elderly people. Make that money
She’s taking care of two kids and in college. That’s a fulltime job right there
Nah sounds like she has some free time for a shift at Dairy Queen after class
"we all expected you to crash and burn over there but weren't expecting it to happen so soon"

But really
I don’t blame op if he takes the job back with less pay but it should only be to keep himself afloat while looking for another job, you going to “bust your ass” for this mf John who playing you like a fool?
They didn’t play him. He’s the one who quit. He played himself.