Life sxn got some classics man

Wacky Tobacky
That dude who smoked a j at the office
Then this nigga here

You f***ing troll

yo on god not to support Amazon but i do know a buddy who lost MAD weight just working the job. he's like a manager tho not a grunt so idk if same job

dude who smoked a j was that the same dude who was sleeping in the back on a stack of boxes?

now imagine that on crack during the holidays. there's a reason they overhire during this season. most people quit within a couple days so they just flood the lanes with undertrained people. and when January 1st hits they fire 90% of them

The elderly OP was scamming for his old job could teach him a thing or two about diapers for adults

Needed this laugh while I finished up my last couple tasks comfortably at my office job

Have you thought about getting bachelors?

You can transfer to a 4 year school with associates and in 2 years get your bachelors

That's what I did, got my associates from community college and then transferred to a 4 year school and got bachelor in 2 years

just some food for thought

you're more likely to get a panic attack than to get a good workout in

What are you talking about? I went to community college after High School and got a 2 year business degree.

man...

I wanted Amazon to pay for the bachelors that's one reason I wanted to work there.

You can easily make more than 60k i have no degree and makin more than double that

Indeed is a literal f***ing cheat code, just make a fire resume.

Nah I think that's someone else

OP's plan was alright, but the execution STUNK. You don't leave without a signed contract.

so many characters man, too many to keep count of

f*** u do

When have you ever heard of a job giving you a start date and then randomly pulling it

Post your resume for reference

Also, what do you do?

What do you do

What are you doing?

Even on paper it’s a step backwards

he sucks d***

Just now.