Dec 7, 2022
Grenouille“I just had a crazy experience with a stripper”
We passed the blunt in an Infinity Cross rotation.
The stripper, guess what she had tattooed on her ass?
A lying 8.
This is exactly the girl I wanted!!
I was talking mad game to her talking about how much money I make. She asked for drinks at the bar and my friends paid cuz Im slick broke.
KFA 🏛️Dec 7, 2022DEL634You could compile a book of life lessons out of life szn threads
Life lessons how not to life your life
- AR15 💯Dec 7, 2022
GhostDeini718No I meant who did your resume
Dont remember just google professional resume writer or something and pay for it itll be worth it.
- Dec 7, 2022
hoopsplayer21better question is if the stuff on the resume was accurate or not lol.
I mean it would backfire if it's heavily made up
Everyone lies on the resume, it's just how far are you going to take
- Dec 7, 2022·1 replyKFA
Back to the training phase for 3 months
OP’s a troll for sure
No employer would do that, what would they gain from training you 3 months when you already have knowledge? It’ll only cost them money
You're looking at it from the wrong angle. OP will be doing his old job 1 week, while being paid the wages of a new hire. This is John schlonging his meat around.
- Dec 7, 2022KFA
Back to the training phase for 3 months
OP’s a troll for sure
No employer would do that, what would they gain from training you 3 months when you already have knowledge? It’ll only cost them money
Dont know about labor laws in the USA but it would probably ease the firing process
Trainees have less rights 
Dec 7, 2022Is this real or cap?
Dec 7, 2022honestly deserved for deciding to work for Amazon
- AR15 💯Dec 7, 2022hoopsplayer21
better question is if the stuff on the resume was accurate or not lol.
Eh cant really lie about s*** in my line of work theyll know instantly lol
Dec 7, 2022·1 reply
CRACKASTEPPAVEGANLife sxn got some classics man
Wacky Tobacky
That dude who smoked a j at the office
Then this nigga here
Dude who bought a couch too big for his apartment.
- OPDec 7, 2022·edited·16 replies
EDIT: THIS IS NOT ME JUST AN AI PICTURE THAT LOOKS SIMILAR TO ME
if you looked like this and ya girl looked like that you too would be tryna go to Amazon to lose weight.
6isco 🦈Dec 7, 2022
Mech Da Spur"i want to be more active"
nigga if u don't just take your ass to the f***in gym😭😭
- KFA 🏛️Dec 7, 2022DEL634
You're looking at it from the wrong angle. OP will be doing his old job 1 week, while being paid the wages of a new hire. This is John schlonging his meat around.
Johns are usually a******s
Know a John that I have contact with at my job and I absolutely hate that guy - Dec 7, 2022ABCDEF· edited
EDIT: THIS IS NOT ME JUST AN AI PICTURE THAT LOOKS SIMILAR TO ME
if you looked like this and ya girl looked like that you too would be tryna go to Amazon to lose weight.
bruh just hit the gym - KFA 🏛️Dec 7, 2022ABCDEF· edited
EDIT: THIS IS NOT ME JUST AN AI PICTURE THAT LOOKS SIMILAR TO ME
if you looked like this and ya girl looked like that you too would be tryna go to Amazon to lose weight.
- Dec 7, 2022JaeRell
Dude who bought a couch too big for his apartment.
Oh yeah that too lmfaooo
- OPDec 7, 2022·2 replies
it is
- Dec 7, 2022ABCDEF· edited
EDIT: THIS IS NOT ME JUST AN AI PICTURE THAT LOOKS SIMILAR TO ME
if you looked like this and ya girl looked like that you too would be tryna go to Amazon to lose weight.
No f***ing way
- OPDec 7, 2022ABCDEF
it is
I should specify thats not me
- Dec 7, 2022ABCDEF
I am so f***ed.
It ain't worth it
This is like somebody else came inside your ho and you are coming back to the house and everybody knows that wasnt your b**** anymore so they avoid eye contact with you
THAT HO AINT YOURS ANYMORE
- AR15 💯Dec 7, 2022ABCDEF· edited
EDIT: THIS IS NOT ME JUST AN AI PICTURE THAT LOOKS SIMILAR TO ME
if you looked like this and ya girl looked like that you too would be tryna go to Amazon to lose weight.
Lmao if she likes you who cares, I dont believe it tho.
- OPDec 7, 2022·2 replies
ain't no way I'm gonna post my real face
- KFA 🏛️Dec 7, 2022
Just do some cardio, if you really that guy in OP you won’t even last 12 hours on ur feet working at a warehouse
- Dec 7, 2022Mech Da Spur
"i want to be more active"
nigga if u don't just take your ass to the f***in gym😭😭
Lmaooo