This s*** is so boring
When does he catch a body?

Missing the point of the book

Dont worry the kills are a lot more graphic and frequent in the book so once you get to them you'll be more than satisfied

nvm he just faded the bum
Man went to McDonalds and had two subsequent milkshakes to calm himself down afterwards weirdo-ass

Wait for the chapters simply titled “Girl” or “Girls”.

the book is ~400 pages

Wait nigga lol

thats a short ass book

Y’all this book is way funnier than it has any right to be
Man was roaming around NYC mid panic attack doing crackhead s***

Just read the Bethany chapter
I mean even I got no love for these hoes but this was way too savage

It’s totally a funny book if you can get past the gore. The fancy dishes at the restaurants are all completely ridiculous and I’ve read that if you look up all of the outfits he’s painstakingly describing, they’re all mismatched and stupid-looking. Even the violence is just the jokey premise of “What if one of these douche bags was actually a serial killer?” being taken to its darkest possible conclusion, like if someone posed that question but then wouldn’t drop it and they’re like “No, but what if he was cutting out women’s tongues and killing dogs and stuff!” and you’re like, “No, yeah, I get it.”