Aug 18, 2022Make her help w rent
Aug 18, 2022F*** roommates
Purrp 🌚Aug 18, 2022
OakMet up with the roommate and his girlfriend again.
The girlfriend didn't speak and stayed in their room the entire time. The bathrooms were also terrible.
Neither is a good sign…
Aug 18, 2022That’s pretty common tbh. If you’re pressed just split rent 3 ways.
Aug 18, 2022op not tryna hear his roommate moan as he gets his butthole licked
- Aug 18, 2022
RICHAXXVOYCEYou leave, the nigga wins.
You stay, you cosplaying Tyree from the Chappelle show every night.
i was in this situation an my boy kept trying to convince me theres nothing wrong with it. Im like thats an L
- Aug 18, 2022ABCDEF
Why? Screenless jerk off material. Just close your eyes and pretend you’re the one making her moan like that.
man i wish i was this savage
b\*\*\*\* i might be :perv: 
Aug 18, 2022
lake placidbro lisen to me. u need to nip this in the bud on day 1. U need to become a domestic terrorist and i’m talking literally in ur domecile. u need to be covered in feces nailing chairs to walls, a random friend pretending to be a victim facing the corner like the blair witch, blast some Die antwoord and have andrew tate playing at full volume on several different screens. this is a SURE way to get rid of anyone who identifies as female, but u must follow the rules to the letter. good luck.
Cctttfffuuuu
- Aug 18, 2022
nerdyPics of GF, now.
- Aug 18, 2022
OP thought his homie was single and getting a chance to live with him and eventually make a move on him when the time was right…. But him having a gf ruined all that
- Aug 18, 2022
sorry bro hate this s***
so annoying to have another body in the house
Aug 18, 2022stay there and when u find somewhere new sublet ur current out
Aug 18, 2022ABCDEFWhy? Screenless jerk off material. Just close your eyes and pretend you’re the one making her moan like that.
Im crying
Aug 18, 2022f*** that b**** man make it as uncomfortable as possible for her
Aug 18, 2022·1 replyOdds are a woman in this scenario will save you both from having a messy degenerate apartment.
Worst case scenario she's a terrible and they argue all the time, but live and learn you know?
Aug 18, 2022·2 repliesIf all the bills get split 1/3 instead of 1/2 and there’s a chance she brings other girl friends over???
That’s a win win dude
Aug 18, 2022OakHe was also very adamant on me meeting his girlfriend to make sure we “got along.” The whole situation has me weirded out. I think I’m just going to text him and tell him I can’t stay there.
Real as f***
Aug 18, 2022·1 replyWhat were you expecting when you have a roommate? They get a gf they’re going to be over. Better hope she’s cool.
Aug 18, 2022·1 replyDirtyIf all the bills get split 1/3 instead of 1/2 and there’s a chance she brings other girl friends over???
That’s a win win dude
Imagine he still paying half
next level cuckery- Aug 18, 2022rozco
Odds are a woman in this scenario will save you both from having a messy degenerate apartment.
Worst case scenario she's a terrible and they argue all the time, but live and learn you know?
... nah man, only if she quality
- Aug 18, 2022SBMike
What were you expecting when you have a roommate? They get a gf they’re going to be over. Better hope she’s cool.
They can be over all day every day just not moved in its a big difference
Aug 18, 2022Scratchin MambaImagine he still paying half
next level cuckery- Aug 18, 2022
put your f***in foot down with that guy
- Aug 18, 2022
These are the questions you need to know about your roommate and his gf before you make that decision OP.
How long have they been dating?
How are they sexually active?
(No condom, bc pill or plan b only)
Do they have anger issues?
Past d*** & Alcohol use?
Current D*** & Alcohol use?
Current job position?
Current income?
How do they argue?
How often do they argue?
Personality Types?
His Gf opinion on parties?
His opinions on parties?
His Gf opinion on your current d*** and alcohol use?
His Gf opinion on your past d*** and Alcohol use?
His Gf opinion on your friends?
His Gf opinion on other women around your friend?
His Gf opinion on other men around your friend.
His Gf opinion on their relationship?
Your friends TRUE opinion on their relationship?
How faithful is your friend?
How faithful is his Gf?
How charismatic is your friend?... that's just a start
Then you go into His gf personal background and upbringing, your friends personal background and upbringing.
This is to just let you know and be able to Manuever the situation when s*** finally hits the fan as a third party bystander.
