a few years back i walked into Waffle House and DJ Khaled was sitting in a booth with his crew, no bullshit the man smelled like rotting ass and by the time his food got there he was drenched in sweat. kept b****ing about everything and was talking s*** about someone the whole time, not sure who but I think someone was above him on the charts at the time or something. man was repulsive and if you're gonna be a s*** human being at least have some talent.

any of ya'll seen somebody in person and just thought 'damn'

Waffle House music loses again

I met Kendrick at trader joes? I think? And he kept swiping chocolate bars a bunch of times or something? And made a f***ed up face? I can’t remember

OP be compassionate his blood sugar was probably dangerously low

Damn that’s a crazy story bro but a few years back i walked into Waffle House and DJ Khaled was sitting in a booth with his crew, no bullshit the man smelled like rotting ass and by the time his food got there he was drenched in sweat. kept b****ing about everything and was talking s*** about someone the whole time, not sure who but I think someone was above him on the charts at the time or something. man was repulsive and if you're gonna be a s*** human being at least have some talent.
any of ya'll seen somebody in person and just thought 'damn'

listening to him eat was the most sickening thing i've ever heard, i still can't go to waffle house

Op that's cool but a few years back i walked into Waffle House and DJ Khaled was sitting in a booth with his crew, no bullshit the man smelled like rotting ass and by the time his food got there he was drenched in sweat. kept b****ing about everything and was talking s*** about someone the whole time, not sure who but I think someone was above him on the charts at the time or something. man was repulsive and if you're gonna be a s*** human being at least have some talent.

any of ya'll seen somebody in person and just thought 'damn'

I met dr dre and he hates fans

lol

I saw Flying Lotus at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I saw drake at his concert and I stared him down as he was walking down the hallways

thread title: a mysterious ktt2 user sat next to DJ Khaled at a mysterious restaurant, Waffle House

Could you describe the smell for me please

David Blaine was tryna f*** a waitress at a restaurant my dad managed. She wanted the night off so my dad said he'd comp their dinner if they ate there. David just sat around downing beers. Took a few pics. Didn't say much. His magician buddy did a few tricks. The highlight was easily some drunk idiot trying to impress Blaine by rubbing atomic sauce in his own eyes.

God I wish this was true

i met eminem in public and when i asked for a picture, he kicked me in the balls. i s*** you not. i was doubled over with tears in my eyes when a female exclaimed, "mr. mathers"?!!!! he said, "yeah, that's me, babe. check this out". then he kicked me in the head, pulled out his d*** (significantly smaller than i would have guessed, might i add), and pissed on my face.

Yeah we’re not gonna copy this one right here 👀

smelling like rotting ass is the funniest s*** ive heard in awhile

haters will say it's fake

Mysterious eating

thread was wholesome and warm until that cursed post man