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  • Yo so this is where its at.. i gots into a fight at school. it was a crazy one, many hits connected against each others heads and a few kicks were also landed. But then comes the conundrum.
    …she seen it.
    my school crush, the girl i’ve worked towards impressing all year. She witnessed me in my most primal moment, a moment where every inch of my mammal man came out to help me fight.
    Which brings me onto my next issue..
    ever since i was a young lad i’ve exhibited a strange phenomenon when my body exerts physical energy.. my butt also toots like miles davis in a new orleans jazz club. my crush witnessed my “secret talent” and has stopped liking my tiktoks. What do i do?

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    I love gen z y’all are hilarious

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    Jbreezyondeck

    I love gen z y’all are hilarious

    i’m 25 dude

  • No way u met Kanye and am typing this bullshit. Please change 'Miles Davis' to Kenny G. Much appreciated my friend

  • CKL TML 🌺
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    Jbreezyondeck

    I love gen z y’all are hilarious

  • yahoo answers tier post

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    hers probably toots too my man, play some jazz

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    CKL TML

    i’m 25 dude II

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    BG

    hers probably toots too my man, play some jazz

    you got me feelin something freaky with this info let me tell ya that for a dolla

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    UhhhB

    i’m 25 dude

    You’re gen Z

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    NakedBalenciaga

    You’re gen Z

    i’m on the cusp you rotter, and i feel it.

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    a moment where every inch of my mammal man came out to help me fight.

    u got hard fighting him?

  • UhhhB

    i’m on the cusp you rotter, and i feel it.

    You smell like an orphan

  • RICH

    a moment where every inch of my mammal man came out to help me fight.

    u got hard fighting him?

  • Jan 11
    RICH

    a moment where every inch of my mammal man came out to help me fight.

    u got hard fighting him?

  • Embrace the power

  • UhhhB

    i’m 25 dude

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    this chick deleted me on everything everyone in school today kept calling me the fartin’ fighter

  • OP type Bo Rai Cho

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    So you started farting uncontrollably mid fight?

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    Cherrywine

    So you started farting uncontrollably mid fight?

    it wasn’t loads like some comedy film, just the random obvious PHWAT sounds while me and the guy were going back n forth.

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    UhhhB

    this chick deleted me on everything everyone in school today kept calling me the fartin’ fighter

    The flatulent fisticuffer
    The break-wind boxer
    The tootin’ tussler
    The bottom-burp berserker

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    Malakas

    The flatulent fisticuffer
    The break-wind boxer
    The tootin’ tussler
    The bottom-burp berserker

    i hope no one at my school sees these

  • UhhhB

    i hope no one at my school sees these

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