Yo so this is where its at.. i gots into a fight at school. it was a crazy one, many hits connected against each others heads and a few kicks were also landed. But then comes the conundrum.
…she seen it.
my school crush, the girl i’ve worked towards impressing all year. She witnessed me in my most primal moment, a moment where every inch of my mammal man came out to help me fight.
Which brings me onto my next issue..
ever since i was a young lad i’ve exhibited a strange phenomenon when my body exerts physical energy.. my butt also toots like miles davis in a new orleans jazz club. my crush witnessed my “secret talent” and has stopped liking my tiktoks. What do i do?

I love gen z y’all are hilarious

i’m 25 dude

No way u met Kanye and am typing this bullshit. Please change 'Miles Davis' to Kenny G. Much appreciated my friend

yahoo answers tier post

hers probably toots too my man, play some jazz

i’m 25 dude II

you got me feelin something freaky with this info let me tell ya that for a dolla

You’re gen Z

i’m on the cusp you rotter, and i feel it.

You smell like an orphan

Embrace the power

this chick deleted me on everything everyone in school today kept calling me the fartin’ fighter

OP type Bo Rai Cho

So you started farting uncontrollably mid fight?

it wasn’t loads like some comedy film, just the random obvious PHWAT sounds while me and the guy were going back n forth.

The flatulent fisticuffer
The break-wind boxer
The tootin’ tussler
The bottom-burp berserker

i hope no one at my school sees these