elaine and peterman doing the apocalypse now parody

Kramer as Jerry is so funny lmao

i hate that they did away with it so quick. i thought kramer would sour on newman over the course of the episode

my guy saul goodman dating elaine

Walter White also tried to date her too but she wasn’t going for it

oh s*** this is the episode with jeter too?

skylar white also dated jerry

I just watched that episode a few days ago!

That lady who played the Mom in CODA was also the deaf lineswoman/lip reader in The Lip Reader

one of my favorite george stories is in "the gum" episode where everything george is saying is true but his girlfriend thinks he's crazy because of how absurd it all sounds.

"that was your best friend?"
"yea, but he doesn't wear glasses"
"that man was wearing glasses"
"don't you see, he was doing it to FOOL LLOYD BRAUN!"

jerk store!! that is the line!! JERK STORE!

you’re a RABID anti-dentite! it starts with a few slurs, “HEY, DENTY!” next thing you know, you’re saying they should have their own schools!

“You’re not very bright are you”

“No I’m not… I’d like to be but I’m not”

ya thats marlee matlin aka the only famous deaf actress

I could go for a Summer of George myself rn. 3 months of doing nothing, that sounds alright.

what is a barometer, exactly?

it’s pronounced “thermometer”

“I’m Frank Costanza’s lawyer “
gotta be one of my favorite lines in the entire series

kramer putting his blood in jerry’s car

no chinese leftovers… george is getting suspicious!

I think J Peterman is my favorite character. The guy starts out genuine and then gradually becomes a lunatic. Lol

kramer getting the merv griffin set and making them talk like they’re on TV is so funny lmao

also this plot line about how they keep knocking out jerry’s girlfriend so they can play with her toys

i am not here for rage! i am here for revenge!

this festivus storyline

stop crying and fight your father! this is the best festivus ever!