Idk what it is for the past month but I’ve been getting erections at the most inconvenient times and can’t seem to get rid of them.

A couple examples:

• was giving eulogy for a family friend who passed away. I was soft up until I started walking back to the pew, as I’m walking and I can feel everybody’s eyes on me, I get bricked up. Almost as if my body is trying to embarrass me, I was wearing slacks too that definitely gave it away, it was pretty awful.

• got pulled over for failure to signal (I got lost and had to make a sudden turn after missing one). Soft as a feather until the cop asks for my license, all of a sudden I start instantly bricking up.

• was on a crowded subway after a baseball game, I had already been having these issues so I was nervous being packed in the train like sardines, standing up but squished in between like ten people. Despite my best efforts I started poking people left and right, with no recourse in sight.

Idk why this is happening. I’ve been having pretty regular sex, nothings changed with that, 2-3 times a week. I masturbate once or twice a week.

I’ve tried the flexing the legs trick, I’ve tried mindfulness and thinking about mundane things. Nothing works.

Has anybody experienced anything similar? Any advice?

Brag thread

Man out here with testosterone on a thousand

Legit has felt like I’m taking viagra or something I have no idea. Haven’t had anything even sort of similar to this happen since I first went through puberty

Despite my best efforts I started poking people left and right

I suggest you start drinking soy, not fair to the rest of us

Pics?

just another day in life sxn

you might just be gay bro tbh

tuck it under your belt

cold

How old are you?
Random erections are not a medical disorder AFAIK, only if they last longer than 4 hours after which you need to go to the emergency room.

Good tip but the issue is it happens at times where moving it under my belt will just look like I’m touching myself. And when it’s soft it don’t reach the belt line, sad to say.

Damn, I could be getting paid for this??

lock it up

28. It’s not so much the randomness or length of time, but the fact that it happens frequently and almost exclusively during situations it’s inconvenient

There isn't any medical solution to this tbh, you just have to practice mindfulness et cetera

sound like your body tryna put u on to it's public humiliation fetish or sumn

My no fap record is 9 days and this started happening to me on the last half. Hard at work for no reason

That’s fr how it feels