If you read the examples I gave, it would have just looked like I’m playing with my d***

keep an ice pack on standby that you can slip to your crotch

Have you tried taping it to your leg?

This was the move in P.E back in the day

Could be the move 🤔

Will try and report back

if that doesnt work also try bending one leg to get blood flowing towards the leg

When I was like 14 when my hormones really started popping up I had random boners when I ain’t want em too

If I had this problem I would just walk around with the boner 24/7.
Let everyone know you got big d*** energy

How you gonna create a distraction at a funeral? Yell fire loudly? Say his friends rising from the dead? Putting ice in your balls too?

Did this man add a serious tag like it's Reddit?

#freetheboner

I'm roaring at the thought of seeing someone put ice cubes down their pants

Sounds like a good problem to have (pause)

Masturbate 2 times a day

In case of an investigation by any federal entity or similar, I do not have any involvement with @op or with the people in his thread, I do not know how I am here, probably added by a third party, I do not support any actions by anyone in this thread.

Meet me in stall #3 tomorrow for a workaround.

At least your p**** still is alive

Whenever you get an unwanted boner just flex another part of your body, it will remove the blood flow from your piece to whichever muscle you’re directing it too.

Lock this freak up

Dam This Hard Partna No Pun Intended

U Mite Jus Have 2 Go 2 A Urologist 2 Have Ur Genitals And Prostate Inspected Pimp

Pls Let Us Know What Happened After All Shawty

Serious