Straight up TMZ material

Or Novella material.

Beyonce, Sme girl, Shakira. Men are dogs, no woman is safe.

These rich and famous women gotta stop dating rich famous men who always turn out to be cheaters!

They need someone like me!

beautiful liar a classic

Didn't he cheat on her with his teammates mom

Going to clubs with Riqui Puig

How tf do you cheat on shakira

Legendary bag fumbling by Pique

nah thats just twitter being twitter

You only as single as your options are

Guess she wasn’t his first Pique

D E P L O Y T H E T R O O P S

Can’t believe he did my boi Gavi like Delonte West did Lebron

didnt even know they were together tbh

Shakira's Lemonade is coming soon

need pics of his teammates mother

It’s my time to shine.

Move to Lipstick Alley sxn

that was tweeted by a parody account and "journalists" ran with it lol