my turn

Shameful. I can't imagine being rich and getting caught cheating. Oh she suspicious? I'm starting a whole charitable organization. Side hoes? These potential donors.

this is how all men should take selfies, any other angle is a lil fruity

I f***ing HATE these narcissistic ass types of people

ansel elgort vibes

It’s my time to shine

(DNA voice) ay y’all know my slogan

Everything is going downhill for Pique. He's is playing like s***, he should probably just retire. Now splitting with Shakira cuz he cheated on her? What a POS he is, they have 2 kids together. At least his bank account is looking fine thanks for Bartomeu..

Don't ever compare this wasteman to Ramos again

Cheating on Shakira is insane

My turn 😈

She needs to cheat back on him with me

Same way you cheat on Beyoncé

Aint no p**** like new p****

what the hell

ansel looks like a sociopath in those pics

Present day shakira ain’t even all that

Last time I f***ed a white b**** was in Barcelona
Club nights with Riqui Puig, I flourished on them corners

If you are ever a rich and famous individual you have 2 choices

Either you have to find a woman who is okay with you getting your rocks off under circumstances.

Or you just have to be single and happy and f*** everything that moves.

Monogamy at that status must be just groan worthy and boring af.

or just don't cheat

Yeah that's the part where your life is boring af and groan worthy.

Yeah I'll just f*** this same woman until death or my d*** gives up when literally thousands of beautiful women are DTF.

Yeah okay buddy.