Guys my sister texted me all excited she got a Taylor swift midnights signed cd. Signature and all she’s ecstatic going “omgTaylor touched this and signed this” (we don’t have a cd player btw)

Went to twitter to look at other signed cd’s

They are all the same….. signature in same location, exactly the same..: no errors

Fam this s*** used a stamp

I don’t have the heart to tell her Taylor did not personally sit down and sign 200,000 cd’s ….. at an average of 5 cd’s a minute that would take 11 days straight.

How do I break this news to her… it’s like telling her Santa isn’t real

When I bought The Weeknd’s latest s*** as a signed CD the CD wasn’t even signed

It was a card that came with it lmao

what are her thoughts on the neo dust movement

My experience with Swifties is just let it be. They actually will pop off in defense of her

Depends on the artist tbh, I can't imagine the logistics of fulfilling the demand for signed Taylor stuff

From what I've seen it's usually booking the artists in for the most boring day of their lives, just signing an endless pile of merch

That’s why I only collect artists’ hair samples. I appreciate the authenticity

Its called autopen. You can tell because the signature ink just stops, it doesnt streak on the tails of letters and stuff like that

what a horrible person

damn got hit with the autopen

imagine not collecting microparticles of your favourite artists' skin cells

Can’t be true

did you consider she's very meticulous with the way she signs? always makes sure the style and location is the same each time? f***ing kanye stans man

Why would you tell her

It’s goofy regardless find joy where you can s*** kinda scarce these days ngl

yeah i only like getting s*** signed before/after concerts. think the best autograph i've ever gotten was from Kali Uchis a few years ago, she wrote on my Isolation record that she loves me forever

Didn’t consider that. Sorry fam. My bad this will be the last time I doubt Taylor.

Queen really did this for her fans

it's okay we all make mistakes

Yeah that s*** was wack. At least the poster I bought looks actually signed

He looking out for y'all. Doesn't want to depreciate the value of the CD with his lame ass

what kinda slow ass b**** would she have to be to only sign 5 a minute op?

It looks real to me, man.