also apparently i made this thread on my birthday last year but i have no recollection of it
JT got a LOT of features that aged like s***
go listen to the hook on "bounce" by timbaland and be disgusted
bounce, like your ass had the hickups
bounce, like we was riding in my pick up
bro shut up
yung lean - violence.
yung lean - hoover more of my vibe, tbh. yung lean - gatorade if it's been a good day
yung lean - hoover more of my vibe, tbh. yung lean - gatorade if it's been a good day
stay down is peak night time car ride music.
real s*** has anyone literally ever purchased something because of the ad immediately before p***
i can think of a lot of situations where i don’t want to be sold something and top of that list is when my d*** in my hand
"we had some of our elite aircrafts escort you..." oh my god he thinks they're elite; they don't even look like dragons
i was looking through my chat history on snapchat with my hometown best friend and copied down some of the old messages i saved that cracked me up from the past ~5 years or so
“i’m straight, straight up gay”
“let’s go to burning man, my burning man”
“weed is a trip, like going to hell”
“the p**** eater becomes the eaten”
“in the most non h****way i love you”
“microsoft suicide™️“
“sounds like fun, for people who want to kill themselves”
“you either die a wizard or live long enough to see yourself become the lizard”
“if cultural appropriation was a hoe i’d be so deep in them guts you’d think it was a colostomy”
“you are almost a tank of a man, but you will never be a tank of a man”
“i was thinking about how easily i could break into people’s houses”
“way to go at doing so well at high school, may i please have s***with you”
“i f***ing hate dr dre”
“how old do you want your kids to be when they die”
“we live vicariously through our children”
“bill nye your mom’s a guy”
“driving away everyone i love as i hit them with a f***ing car”
“what would you do if you licked a c*** and the c*** licked you back”
“i think my brother wants to f*** you. no joke. he keeps asking if you’re relationship ready”
“i f***ing love karl malone”
“it takes a certain amount of balls to kill someone
including yourself
and boy lemme tell you i got so much balls it makes me wanna kill myself”
i just wanna say shoutout ktt2 for addressing the lack of having to close out on four bottom-page ads on every page. truly what the site's been missing out on the last 3 years
gonna be moving out west this summer to a 4-bedroom condo with 3 college girls as roommates lol it's my adolescent heaven come to life
really want to make a brag thread about it. still might. no idea what they look like but we're facetiming tuesday morning so guess i'll find out
really want to make a brag thread about it. still might. no idea what they look like but we're facetiming tuesday morning so guess i'll find out
flexxing on ktt is dumb but if you do you gotta wait until you know what they look like first, don't wanna flex beforehand and then find out they are undesirable.
flexxing on ktt is dumb but if you do you gotta wait until you know what they look like first, don't wanna flex beforehand and then find out they are undesirable.
i feel that, i'm also lowkey uncomfortable posting people on here w/o their consent(which i'd never ask for anyway unless i meet someone irl that ends up being a ktt2 vet)
don't really care to spread the information far and wide on the site either. this a misc fam exclusive!
@bitch_mob turns out it's against the property rules for co-ed living arrangements she said she'd try to find me a guy at her complex selling a room this summer so silver lining
@bitch_mob turns out it's against the property rules for co-ed living arrangements she said she'd try to find me a guy at her complex selling a room this summer so silver lining
rip in peace.