mfs got “my money different” in their bio but came up short on the nintendo switch online payment smh

mfs putting “chiraq infantry” under job experience on LinkedIn

mfs putting on bibs to eat ass

Interesting

the hero we need but not the one we deserve

beat the mets

beat the mets

step right up and defeat the mets

idk if emotional disorders have slogans but if bulimia's isn't "twice the fun with none of the calories" i'm gonna kick some ass

might have my first post to hit 100 likes and it’s a first reply joke i almost didn’t post because i thought it wasn’t funny

i hate y’all man

me and the aryans just pulled a devious lick 😈 we stole the holocaust museum

Wtf you posting brother

That was a good page

Truly

ig real eyes realize real lies after all…..::

wacka wacka

i was looking through my chat history on snapchat with my hometown best friend and copied down some of the old messages i saved that cracked me up from the past ~5 years or so

“i’m straight, straight up gay”

“let’s go to burning man, my burning man”

“weed is a trip, like going to hell”

“the p**** eater becomes the eaten”

“in the most non h****way i love you”

“microsoft suicide™️“

“sounds like fun, for people who want to kill themselves”

“you either die a wizard or live long enough to see yourself become the lizard”

“if cultural appropriation was a hoe i’d be so deep in them guts you’d think it was a colostomy”

“you are almost a tank of a man, but you will never be a tank of a man”

“i was thinking about how easily i could break into people’s houses”

“way to go at doing so well at high school, may i please have s***with you”

“i f***ing hate dr dre”

“how old do you want your kids to be when they die”

“we live vicariously through our children”

“bill nye your mom’s a guy”

“driving away everyone i love as i hit them with a f***ing car”

“what would you do if you licked a c*** and the c*** licked you back”

“i think my brother wants to f*** you. no joke. he keeps asking if you’re relationship ready”

“i f***ing love karl malone”

we been in this pandemic a minute but you been in a p****demic all your life 😭😭

hate might be the worst HOV song i’ve ever heard

prime ye couldn’t even save it smh

yes i have heard ghetto techno. this worse