do you wipe first or no

I throw my s*** at them

i got a bidet
so i’d spray before i spray

Fr, I'm using that to my advantage

Ask them to wait until I’m done

just let them do their thing and wipe my ass. My dogs got it

@fuckwiththis

First I put that crack in my crack

No. I’ll drop their ass, then drop my ass back onto the toilet

I drop my deuce in my hand, throw it at them and then turn off the shower. It's go time.

Always ready

so you s*** in the shower

i find the closest thing that i can kill myself w to avoid the situation

wiping but turning the paper into a hard ball of s***/tp and throw it at them

Coward mentality

Corny ass

u rly saying this with that avi name combo huh

i’m disabled

I apologize sir

Got a bidet

Running at them with wet cheeks and ill intent

$10 million but every time you're taking a s*** someone breaks into your home

I’d wipe first