Psychological and biological warfare, I dig it

Shoot first, wipe last

I’m going out like Vince Vega

Depends on the s***.

Is it a case of the swamp booty?

If so, then I'll just have to take a shower afterwards; you can't just leave the bathroom after unloading such a mess. You'll end up walking funny and sitting at odd angles because of the lingering thought you didn't finish wiping enough. My showers range from 10-25 minutes depending on the amount of stops on my singing tours for shampoo and conditioner bottles also. There's definitely some encores to get done in between scrubbing, lathering, rinsing, and so on.

But all of that is before properly cleaning the toilet and surrounding area that may be subject to splash zone territory.

Of course, I'd also have to turn on the fan and spray some anti-odor scents when finished.

Only then will I finally emerge and probably get killed.

Yeah but do you wipe first

have to

Unless he’s breaking into the bathroom I’mma take my time. He can rob another room while he waits.

Crazy

Shoot first so I get another day to take a s***