please keep the receipt, enlighten me. why are your personal feelings about the spider-man movies more valid than mine? is it cause i ranked spider-man 3 more than homecoming? or because i thought the suit looking better in asm2 gave it a slight edge over asm1, please keep the reciept use your critical scalpel and show me the real way to watch these kids movies about a spider-man, ive been waiting for a guide for so long
thx for the copy pasta
imagine how much bigger the box office numbers would be without covid man
Would’ve hit 300+ mil OW
Bruh I’m not gonna lie, Peter choosing to save the other universe villains kinda funny cuz the movie implies that Tobey ain’t try to save his universe villains even though he did they just tried to smoke him 😭😭😭😭
Yall think that strange spell is for everyone on earth to forget peter so GOTG and thor will still remember him?
Fury
Yall think that strange spell is for everyone on earth to forget peter so GOTG and thor will still remember him?
Fury
Bruh why did Peter bring them into the condo all at once instead of bringing them in one by one or something lmao Peter had to have known he couldn’t fight them all if they decide to turn on him
My only real complaint is that his entire motivation behind wanting to “fix” everyone before he sends them back felt incredibly forced, especially with aunt may vouching and egging him on
Tbf he's still a teen
Second time around they would've massacred their timelines if he just let them go back
My only real complaint is that his entire motivation behind wanting to “fix” everyone before he sends them back felt incredibly forced, especially with aunt may vouching and egging him on
Bruh and it’s not like Andrew and Tobey ain’t try to save them before in their own movies
Bruh why did Peter bring them into the condo all at once instead of bringing them in one by one or something lmao Peter had to have known he couldn’t fight them all if they decide to turn on him
He a teenager
The whole trilogy is exposing his bad decision making
ranking list
1. Tie between Spider-verse, and spider-man 2
2. spider-man 1
3. spider-man no way home
4. spider-man 3
5. spider-man homecoming
6. spider-man far from home
7 ams 2
8 ams 1
i havent seen venom 2, so im gonna hold off on adding those
Spider-Man 2
NWH
Spider-Verse
Homecoming
Spider-Man
Far From Home
ASM1
ASM2
SM3
Bruh and it’s not like Andrew and Tobey ain’t try to save them before in their own movies
Stark tech baby
My only real complaint is that his entire motivation behind wanting to “fix” everyone before he sends them back felt incredibly forced, especially with aunt may vouching and egging him on
I feel like they used Norman as a surrogate to show Peter that even if they are villains they’re still human and don’t deserve to die. It makes sense for a young naive Spider-Man to want to do the right thing, and even ties into when the other Spideys show up and immediately feel the same in wanting to cure the villains. Also not to mention he might still feel guilt from the death of Mysterio and feeling that if he was still alive he wouldn’t be in the situation he’s in
Spider-Man 2
NWH
Spider-Verse
Homecoming
Spider-Man
Far From Home
ASM1
ASM2
SM3
respectable take, sm3 is high for me just cause of nostalgia and memes tbh i recognize its a bad movie. just more entertaining than like asm
The premise of all these superhero movies is for them to make mistake at least once
If they did everything perfect or logically then idk how the conflict becomes interesting
He a teenager
The whole trilogy is exposing his bad decision making
He a teenager that saved half the universe and knows how dangerous these niggas are. He fought a whole alien army but he trusting these random murderers in a condo with him and his aunt
Also who were the dons peeping out from the time space continuum?
i def recognized kraven this time
not sure who else tho, prob just easter eggs to spidey villains
He a teenager that saved half the universe and knows how dangerous these niggas are. He fought a whole alien army but he trusting these random murderers in a condo with him and his aunt
He didn't know their intentions and their powers
Norman straight up switched, something Tobey would've noticed, not Tom
He a teenager that saved half the universe and knows how dangerous these niggas are. He fought a whole alien army but he trusting these random murderers in a condo with him and his aunt
Logic and superhero movies don’t mix lol
I feel like they used Norman as a surrogate to show Peter that even if they are villains they’re still human and don’t deserve to die. It makes sense for a young naive Spider-Man to want to do the right thing, and even ties into when the other Spideys show up and immediately feel the same in wanting to cure the villains. Also not to mention he might still feel guilt from the death of Mysterio and feeling that if he was still alive he wouldn’t be in the situation he’s in
I get the general idea but it could have been executed much better. Aunt may having this sort of mental health epiphany convincing him that they’re people to and helping people is what they do type s*** just felt weird

please keep the receipt, enlighten me. why are your personal feelings about the spider-man movies more valid than mine? is it cause i ranked spider-man 3 more than homecoming? or because i thought the suit looking better in asm2 gave it a slight edge over asm1, please keep the reciept use your critical scalpel and show me the real way to watch these kids movies about a spider-man, ive been waiting for a guide for so long