Watching baby looney tunes and wheel of fortune

When your mom knew you were faking but let it slide anyways >>>>>>

nah f*** that i was watching maury jerry springer dr phil

or fantasy factory

behind the music, wife swap

Playing Xbox live with the older folk

I used to put milk in my mouth after chewing up food and spit it out like i threw it up, instant go home slip

F***in wife swap bro

I always had perfect attendance. Parents always made me go no matter what

The days would just feel brighter, the air more crisp in your house. A mystical time that you were entering, knowing you’re not supposed to be there

that’s pretty smart sometimes I’d commit so hard I’d take a shower, not dry off, and sleep with a fan right next to my face

When people would hit you after school asking where you were at that was real love

I remember this day it was raining so hard my mom just let me and lil bro stay home

lowkey a goat day I always look back on, me mom and lil bro home all day she made hot chocolate in the morning

Bro when u was having a sick day and u missed a fight or some crazy s***

Or when you wear ur fresh ass fit and ur crush is sick

That’s dope as hell forreal. Sometimes kids need to escape the grind too I’m glad that stuck with you

Those be the best memories

I remember my 8th bday we didnt have any money but my mom let me stay home from school and pick out a cake mix and icing and she made me this confetti cake w blue icing and sprinkles such a simple day just me and my mom one of the best days i ever had

In middleschool I would trick the nurse to send me home at like 10am at least once a week. My parents couldn't pick me up so they'd give me a pass to walk home so I'd go to the store and pick up hella snacks. For 5-6 hours I'd have the house to myself and it was the best feeling man.

I used to fake sick and play Smackdown v Raw 2006 online all fkn day.

sounds lovely

I was always up early on days I knew I would stay home and be dead asleep until the last minute when I had to go to school. S*** was an energy booster fr.

turned me into a p*** addict

Mothers are the best

Going back to school the next day and finding out you missed the most important lesson of the year and now have to catch up on it yourself <<<<<

Mom was petty as hell she said you Too sick to go to school then you too sick to play video games

how old was too old to watch baby looney tunes because I had to be like in 5th grade when I was

missing the pizza party <<<