HITSLIKEDIETCOKE

5y

You and your percs dude

minji

5y

you couldve died man

IKARUS2020

5y

Went out for a jog , like 3 weekd ago

Looking for a place to get high, without anyone seeing me

Walk deeper into like a little forest i never been too

Get high

Think if i go this way it will be shorter

Somehow end up in like between a highway and a fence, dark asf, jump the fence, am on traintracks and and almost got killed by a train

Theory

5y

CONTINUED:

I’m a non-confrontational guy, right here I would’ve bounced lmao, but J walks up and says “I wasn’t yelling at you bruh I was asking for a f***ing cigarette”. They get in each other’s face and stare down, I’m fully expecting J to get jumped rn.

Then they all start laughing like

And they’re like “yeah we’re Ross and puff puff, we’ve got some cigarettes here you go man” and give J ciggys. We start talking with them and they want to join us on our quest to get the purse.

Sketchy dudes, they try leading us down some alleyways a few times but we stayed straight. Then they start talking about d**** and J tells them he’s gonna buy $500 worth of percs once we get the purse back

J explains to me privately that he’s saying that to ensure they won’t jump us in an alleyway, because they think they’re gonna get money from us later and that we have no money on us now. Not a bad plan tbh

Except now we have to be prepared to escape Ross and puff puff as soon as we get the purse

End up getting back to the strip club and we walk in because we already paid and Ross and puff puff sneak in. We ask around about the purse and nobody’s seen it. J tells a stripper he’ll give her $1000 if she finds it and she comes back 2 minutes later out the dressing rooms with it

So J tells the girl he’ll be right back. Ross and puff puff tell me to buy them a drink to celebrate lmao. I was broke and strip club drinks are expensive, but I bought us all shots. They do the shots and then say “so where’s my drink? That wasn’t a drink it was a shot”.

J’s like “oh we’ll get you a drink y’all wait here” and we just leave lmao. As we’re leaving, we see Ross, puff puff, and the stripper on the balcony yelling out at us

We get in the car, I’m driving, and J throws on Good Day by Ice Cube. Dude turns it all the way up and is singing along and then falls asleep mid-lyric

Went back to the hotel, had to carry R back to the car, throw her ass in the back seat and go home. Then I had to go work 5 hours later

And that’s all folks

iPhone 4

5y

im never doing shrooms off a whim ever again, i was drunk af at party and everyone was rolling off some hard s*** i didnt f*** with so i took some shrooms to get f***ed... worst decision with d**** ive done to date, it started when i started looking at people at their eyes grew to be like anime eyes, i brushed it off as being super baked and then i started to think of string theory, how everything is connected, i started seeing this snake eating itself pattern in my head go on endlessly and it was so unerving and off kiltering to not be able to see the end of it, it was burned in my brain, i look down at my feet and see grass growing out of it (exactly like the scene in Midsommar, i watched that movie like 2 days before thats why) and noticed people looking at me which got me really uncomfortable so i stood up to go to the bathroom, i had to wait in line and i ended up collapsing in the doorway, someone dragged me to the toliet and before i knew it i was just honking so bad so much puke so loud too everyone could hear, my friend let me have his bed for the night because he knew i wasnt gunna make it home, he put his baby kitten on my chest and the thing just curled up their and slept on me which was making me roll way harder feeling this tiny animal, and then i went to bed which was easily the worst night of sleep in my life, i love this trip because its the day Highest in the room came out, i literally was the highest in the room lol

proper

5y

One time I was itchin to just not be sober but had no d*** connects what so ever and was home alone so I looked up s*** I could get from the grocery store to get high off of and discovered this s*** called triple c Corcidon cough and cold medicine or some s***.

Basically everyone on the d*** forum I was on was saying you have to take at least 12-15 of these things at once to get the high so my dumbass popped 15 of these tiny red pills. S*** just made me really f***ing sick and my vision was all f***ed up and I had to throw up like 3 times and everytime I threw up was just red liquid and I thought I was throwing up blood so that s*** f***ed me in the head even more and eventually I was able to just lay in bed and sleep it off.

When I woke up I felt grimey af but realized I prolly wasn’t throwing up blood and it was just red because of all the red pills I took at once. I hope.

Also got one more story that isn’t as crazy as this but it’s an essay I wrote freshmen year in college for my composition class about the first time I was introduced to cocaine. It’s an A essay but unfortunately the copy I have on my computer isn’t the original version and it’s actually been revised like 4 diff times cause my friends used this essay in college for their composition class as well smh and I also used it one more time for another writing class in college lol.

loved cocaine and was using it almost every other day for like 10 years straight after I was introduced to it so that’s why I consider it one of my stupidest d*** experiences. Feel like I’d be in a much much better place if I was never introduced to this s***.

Maybe I will post it here if I can find it on my laptop, not sure if I still have it tbh

CLB BMO

5y

bro u believed some online niggas

thread has me crasing

proper

5y

?

it’s a real thing that ppl do recreationally and you really do have to take like 20-30 of those things at once but it clearly wasn’t something for me lol

and it’s legit d*** forums where ppl aren’t trying to troll/kill you I dunno why that’s so funny

tottenham

5y

When I was in detention last summer my phone went off, in my school they searched people's bag when their phone belled
Then I realised I had percs next to my phone in my bag, so I swallowed them quickly before they took my phone (I was at the back). Bugging the rest of the detention for the next 45 minutes

Worldpremiere_

4y

Was tripping sack and the smell of in and out made me furious. Idk why lmfaoo. But It smelt like ass cheek and death. my cousins were like what tf wrong with you

rvi

4y

i was in in n out on shrooms waiting for my friend and a couple of cops walked in (just ordering food) so i was just freaking out for a few minutes until it was time to leave. the smell and the look of the food made me feel nauseous as hell

Worldpremiere_

4y

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It was spiritual bro. in and out is not the wave for psychedelics for me. Mt cousin can go ham eating that s*** off like 2 tabs

And plus my stomach was hurting so bad cause i ate a f***in burger before hand.

I swear i felt every bowel movement. Felt like a poop asteroid was forming in my stomach.

but the i took a MASSIVE s*** to brian eno and that was one of the most serene moments in my life

ARCADE GOON

5y

isnt this how juice world died?

rvi

4y

pooping while tripping is such an experience fr

felt like my body was being turned inside out