I’m in the hood servin Knicks like latrell sprewell !

Come to find out it was just Pharrell!

Niggas f***ed up in the crib eating CRUNCHY FLAKE CRISPS

Bought a fake ID now my new name Mr. Krabs

This a fire cookie b**** im smokin on Mr Krabs!

Ima put these niggas on blast cuz they a bunch of fake crips !

Niggas tried to rob me but I brought my stick!

They jumped my lil cousin I just bought him a stick!

told my engineer COME ON

LMAO

Yo dawg got locked up hope he NEVER COMING HOME!

I'ma tell the C.O. that he got a PHONE!

ENGINEER F***ED UP MY PUNCH IN SO I BEAT EM WITH HIS PHONE

Nigga why you snitchin?
Leave that man alone!!

I just robbed a nigga for a community college access code

I typed it in took the class and I PASSED THAT HOE

Im finna f*** this b**** she said she home alone

Niggas f***ed up in the crib watching home alone!

I was in the crib watching home alone 2
Hit my b**** up she said that she was home alone too!

I like threads like these cause we all just shamelessly tryna get a hit

The neighborhood thot died I didn’t even get to HIT

In middle school I was harder than mccally caulking!

More tennis chains than the US OPEN!

I fell asleep at rolling loud I gotta leave the zans alone!

He broke can't even afford punch leave that man alone!

Im tryna f*** this b**** with a TROJAN

That b**** lowkey look like a Trojan!

I just scammed a long hair white man I think it was JESUS!

Im tryna make all my opps see JESUS

I was working at the chick fil a giving bad service!

She asked why I aint answer I said I got bad service

Soooooo f***ing STUPID 😂

Just like Kashers ass. He will really say some silly ass s*** sometimes

Bro...he really said "IF A NIGGA COME IN HERE HE GON DIE UP IN HERE" 😂😂😂😂😂

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Awww damn my fault yall...just ignore me