HER SON CAUGHT ME GOIN IN RAW, I TOLD HIM IGNORE ME

Lost my virginity and shot a gun in the same night I was very nervous!

She tried to tell me stop but she couldn't stop me!

Slapped the f*** outta a lame nigga named ronnie

i just SERVED A CRACK HEAD AND I THINK IT WAS MY AUNTIE!

Just f***ed a R&B b**** named Ashanti

Oh my god

Come to find out you f***ed a nigga named Kimani!

After we got done I went in the kitchen and ate the rest of his fruit snacks, then tucked him in bed and READ HIM A STORY

Then I went to the living room and put on Maury!

Now im headed to the doctor, cause my lil cousin shot me. I took the lil nigga card and and swiped for two Xboxes!!

Edit: niggas reply too quick

Yeah tbh, trying to write a bar he would, i dumbed down whatever wordplay i was planning on 😂😂

6 pages of this thread actually should tell you that plenty of people know who that is

I went to your hood and asked if they knew you, somebody said “NIGGA NOBODY KNOWS WHO THAT IS!!”!!!

Edit: nigga deleted his post but he said nobody knows who kasher quon is

Think I just scammed Joel Embiid, I told him "trust the process"

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH LMAOOOOOOOO

You keep taking all these Ls you the HOUSTON ROCKETS

I JUST SCAMMED A SOCCER MOM NAMED JANICE YOU OUT HERE PICKIN POCKETSSSSSS

i just scammed a fat white kid out of a box of HOT POCKETS