Real estate

F***

ouch

Almost

That’s a W

I offered to buy more but they said no and then I had to go. I probably should have. Whatever.

phone rang in class twice during quiet study and the ringtone was gangam style

Nah that audition might’ve been top 50 worst ever

i think this every time i get older

Basically yeah lol

Don't worry, those hoes are now living some mighty hard lives while I'm boolin out with a house and wife

Haha i was that girl next to u wearing the frog hat we think ur a freak

Me and some other classmates got sent home early in elementary school (was one of those "fun" days where you didn't do any work and could arrive early).

We all had a Nintendo DS and there was a chat function that let you connect to a room with others near you and we were drawing b****.

Someone told on us and when I was sent to the office I said something like "I didn't know bobbers were bad and everyone else was doing it".

It was pretty intense

I tried to do a funny voice when I got called on to read in class, and NOBODY laughed. Dead quiet whole time. Then some guy said "...okay?" when I finished and everybody laughed.

😬

I’m very socially awkward and depressed but in hs I was in art class and this girl I was fw at the time noticed I was down and she whispered to me I’ll make you happy baby and I just ignored her and drew in my book for the rest of the class like nothing happened have a few instances like this too but this was probably up there

Friends parents didn't want me sleeping over so I had to wait in their living room while I heard them having fun upstairs for an hour before my mom picked me up.

What the f***

bro in junior high this popular girl came up and talked to me for a bit and when she walked back over to her friends I saw them all laughing at me