holy s*** I would perish

what
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this thread bringing back bad memories

that was actually super nice f*** them people king im sure ur getting a bunch of love and p**** now

my most embarrasing memory is def from college when we were talking about one of our professors outside the building and i said something like “yeah name is a f***ing idiot and the fact that hes hitting on 19 year olds is f***ing disgusting but he doesnt get p**** either way so its safe” as he walked by i was so shook after that. he didnt say anything to nobody and let us pass but f*** dat nigga either way

For 8th grade we had this big world's fair event where we chose groups of up to 8 kids and were given a country to do some kind of show with to the school. Friends and I got Ireland, so we decided to do an Irish jig for our timeslot. Practiced weeks up until the event learning the basic steps so we can get this s*** over with.

Parents, teachers, staff, the board, like 300 kids. Big event a week before graduating middle school. Walking up to the stage, we start the jig, and like 30 seconds in I trip on a board sticking out hard and slam my face on the stage. Apparently I was knocked out face-down for maybe a minute straight while my friends continued the jig and music kept playing. Teachers had to come up stage and stop it, was an extremely awkward few minutes after I came to.

I think my friend's mom still has footage of it lol. She plays that s*** every Christmas.

That happened to me in middle school

It’s mine brother.

Double back when he got dementia and beat his ass

I was talking to some girl, she wasn’t feeling me, but I couldn’t pick up signs, I thought “why don’t you get her one of those delivered carnations” in school for charity, they would give the flower to the person like 5 days later, before Valentine’s Day it became clear she wanted nothing to do with me, carnation gets delivered to her on valentines, my stomach churns to this day

Cooked your ass

This is cute

In 8th grade chorus class we were watching a movie and this girl and I were both wearing flip flops, long story short we ended playing footsie in class and I got a huge ass boner.

Keep in mind it’s chorus class so there’s no desks so the people around me definitely saw my boner like my s*** was on BRICK.

One of the popular girls in my class told everybody once we got into high school

Girls would walk up to me and be like “heyyyy I heard you like feet!!!” And run away and laugh

In uni my housemate had a bunch of her girlfriends over, i didnt realise but she was trying to set up one with me. They were all getting dressed up for a night out and this one comes out in a dress all looking done up smokin hot, and she asks me ‘how do i look?’ batting her eyes, i reply ‘dont worry its ok you look fine’ like in a encouraging less attractive girl tone not a damn girl u hot way. i dont even know why it was like a reflex. next thing i overhear her with all the girls in the bath room talking like its a red alert situation. cringe for me cos she was smokin hot and basically throwin herself to me and i didnt even compute

I lowkey feel like posting an old video from high school where we had a sub teacher and I was in a breakdancing battle with my friend.

Everyone was watching and, when it was my turn, I started dancing crazy and insane and I chased after my friend while still dancing.

While chasing and dancing after him, he put out a desk in front on me without me seeing it and I ran into it and literally flipped unto the floor. The whole class laughed like crazy and I never did a dance battle ever again.

I still have the video saved in my email but it's very old so I'd have to go way back. I might post it if I find it.

I got two to tell

Girl had a crush on me in high school, I was clearly telling her I was not interested and she was a really nice girl but she wouldn't stop making me feel horrible so I walked away after a while and she threw chocolate milk on my fake supreme white t shirt before class

Yeah but she didn't really seem like she wanted to talk to me and I got in my head about it

Every time I think about this I literally feel the cringe in my body. The staying power of this one is so rough

My fam and I were visiting my grandparents (my grandpa a semi-pro, successful ass golfer). We were hitting balls on the driving range, and I was using a driver. My hands were sweaty af, and on one of my shots that s*** FLEWWWW out of my hand, straight up probably like 50 feet in the air, and luckily didn't hit anyone or anything. No one really bugged out like me, and I took a break for like 5 minutes.

On my last shot, the same thing happened. I'll hopefully never golf again.

nah how do you even respond to this