So you guys are hyperactive in picking out corny eminem lines and saying he's 'bad'

Here, I posted a verse from his last album, tell me why this is not a top tier verse and why it's 'corny' and how he just 'raps fast'

put your money where your mouth is

Never sold dope for no gold rope
Wanted one though, they were so dope (Yeah)
Was a have-not (Yeah) 'cause my pockets (Uh)
Didn't have knots, I was so broke
On my last rock, for my slingshot
Better haul ass, don't be no slow poke (Nope)
Through the tall grass, run your ass off (Yeah)
Oh no, got your pants caught on the fence post
Getting chased, by them Jackboys, think it's 'bout to fuzz
Like a lint roller they wait 'til it's late, they will tiptoe
Through your living room window
Take your Nintendo and then skate
Making you feel like you got bent over and raped
Little boy, you're never gonna get no rope chain
Get your s*** stole, and your lip swole, I became bitter
As I got a little bit older, my hate
Was making me get cold, and began to get a chipped shoulder
Started to spit vulgar, my ZIP code had been skid row
But I ate every single beat that I spit over, the s***hole I escaped
Then I began to explode, detonate, now the Eastside went schizo
Thought my name was B-side 'cause they flipped over my tape
And I won't hesitate
To get 'em all bent so outta shape
Oh s***, bro, hold up, wait
I just tripped over my cape (Superman)
And I'm not gonna let up, treat the paper like I'm chopping a letter
Dre'll tell you how I shred
So when you refer to the guy next to the doc, you meant shredder
Now the cops wanna set up roadblocks on my head, I
Got several bounties from feds in every county
I'm with a gal at a Checkers wiling
Bumping "Fuck Da Police" while I fed her Rally's
This s*** is like Romper Room
Why do I feel responsible for these kids?
All of whom I'm a father to
I'm a God to you, y'all better worship the water I walk on
Or y'all gonna meet your Waterloo
I get to flippin' the mic' as a murder weapon
I'm poppin' an extra clip, then cock and shoot, then I'm popping
Do not let me catch you slippin'
I will pop up and I'll take a spot from you
I'll get to doing what a leaky faucet do
But I ain't talkin' drip when I say that I'll get the drop on you
Singin' f*** all of you in Autotune
I am too volatile and too grizzly to bear
Yeah, s*** is gettin' to where I can barely even sit in a chair
I bust my ass for this s*** and I swear
It ain't even worth dissing someone so offbeat
That they can't even figure out where their words
Should hit the kick and the snare

Delivery says a lot my guy

Amazing verse.

Great thread op

it was rapped by eminem

“Making you feel like you got bent over and raped little boy”

this is what I mean

you guys try so hard

yeah he delivered better than 99.9% of rappers

Eh

the fact that you made this thread is corny

no you just can't answer the questions posed in my thread

maybe it's cause it's corny

please dont bring the glock into school op

Damn. So many forced rhymes and wordplay. Em definitely fell off.

Still in my top 10 though.

no basis

all lies

On my last rock, for my @Slingshot
I wasn't ready for this s/o

lmfao what

before anyone does it

this you

yeah it's a pretty corny album tbh

Em used to be able to rap way more cohesively than this with less forced rhymes.

It's still a good verse for today's standards though I guess.

nah you the type to just be saying things

yeah i am