It's was a late night math session for my mid term, I found some sparkling water in the dorm and put it in freezer to cool faster. I have a good chug so in like 3-4am I took it out and took a big chug like a couple of deciliters. Then a second after it hit me, it was pure vodka that my rommie poured into the sparking water bottle. I went to study and take the test drunk.

A girl i was tryna f*** sat with me while i frantically wrapped up an essay 5 minutes before the deadline would never let any girl see me in that mode again

looking back i was a dumb dumb first year of college, back when i was in computer science (programming II) i waited last minute to finish my final program which was a functioning bank account, i totally faked the whole thing, like i made a skeleton of a program which only worked with the numbers i put in when i demo'd it, i remember it crashed because the teacher made us call on students to try to have them break it
to top it off, in the coding header you put notes on what your program does, i literally begged the teacher to give me a passing grade in the notes lol "please dont make me retake this class" and she ended up giving me a B -
and then 3 months later i droppped out of computer science lol

god damn i have so many stories that im remembering so glad i worked on my procrastination problem i had, it caused so much stress in my life

13 page report I haven't started due the next day, professor generously gave me an extra day to submit and I spent the whole night gathering documents and using a thesaurus/rewriting almost every word I put it all together hoped for the best and got an A

Not quite the same thing, but my English final senior year of high school involved a closed book and open book portion, on this novel we were supposed to read. Naturally I didn’t read s***, and knew absolutely nothing about the story, so during the open book portion I flipped to a random page and worked off what was in front of me. I got an 81 on the whole exam.

another instance I paid a guy from pakistan to write my project on fiverr and I dont think he knew what was going on but I submitted that s*** anyway

Waited til the night before to do a 10 page final paper. Only did 5 pages and still finished with an A for the class

In senior year precalc we had this system where my friend got the test answers from this girl in the other period, had it on his phone and positioned his test packet in a way that the professor’s line of sight was blocked by this kid who sat in front of him. He was able to hang sheets of the packet off the desk directly in my line of sight. Worked like a charm. Got a C in the class but flunked the AP exam. I got the same score you get for writing your name on the test sheet.

I used to essays during lunch. 30 minute drill

nothin crazy just sprinting back to my dorm from a party to submit a paper before midnight

College I used to just turn in assignments late. If the teacher messes with you, you could get away with it

This happened to me, but with some molly water

Whole morning was f***ed

in high school i would regularly do homework in class as it was being handed in

passed tho

I feel bad for the kid I copied off of in AP physics, I hope hes doing well

had the ‘symbolab’ app open during a math test. so easy

Took Geology cause it was a science course that seemed pretty simple and easy, first month my teacher assigned us this huge project and I waited till the morning of the due date to do it. Friends came in clutch tho and helped.

A couple months back I was busy doing my assignment in the studio while the recording session was in progress. It was due that midnight, I thought I had a whole day left to submit but I misread the times. I was 2 mins late to submit but luckily I got a B grade in the end

30 page comparative paper on penological systems with presentation. was supposed to be done over the course of 6 months in last year of high school, they do this to prepare u for university so they expect a uni quality research paper. if you fail this you won't graduate

i binge amphetamine and finish that s*** in less than a week and graduate. you was supposed to go talk to your supervisor once every other week, never went in they were preparing for me to redo 12th grade

Sensational stuff from danny

u hit?

we got it easy nowadays
i just used photomath and it saved my ass so many times
finished my work so quick i just used math as nap time lmao

came 30 minutes late for an english exam once
still got a 93 on it lol