Thread terrorism is a funny ass term ngl

Mad at me for making the thread active and making people laugh on a sad day

I was in this thread saying clay face going to give Batman aids

We were all crying laughing
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John Blake able to figure out Batman’s secret identity out of thin air was f***ing bullshit
The only time Nolan misses (pre-Tenet) and it’s a HUGE miss

Tenet was not a miss

Batman broken back healing from a jab and massage, batman coming out of serious retirement over a cat burglar. Surviving the nuke.retiring and Settling down with someone he had zero chemistry or feelings for, list goes on and on

Riddlers. Bombs were limp af, couldn't even kill Alfred let alone batman

They wrote themselves into odd pockets

Talia al ghoul f***ing Batman raw but letting him live was where I got the CLAYFACE f***ing Batman from

You a real one

this is gonna eventually fold into the greater DCU. i just have a feeling with this news happening

Pain but it’s better the coping starts now

movie is better in theory than it actually was. it’s a slug-fest of a movie. it’s too deeply rooted in being grounded that it becomes boring. movie also ends like 5 different times, didn’t need to be as long as it was

F***

might be a retro actively make this the origin story situation but idk

Gunn did want the batman movie to be with robin but plans always change so who knows. overall tho this will probably stay in its own universe

I guess there was something in the way......

Imagining antidote as Calvin Harris screaming no in Argentina is taking me out

This is not getting scrapped

hahahah glad u saved yourself the embarrassment u almost literally neo in matrix 4 at that point

worst part of the movie

anamorphosis literally became neo in the matrix 4 and yall tryna tell me we not living in a simulation??? batfleck solo soon
animatrix 2 soon
the batman part 2 cancelled

TALK THAT TALK

this is so funny. i remember getting FLAMED on here for saying the movie was mid when it came out and here we all are.

like someone said, the movie in theory is good. great even. and you can see it in certain moments during the movie. but it just has so many misses (gordons entire character. alfred. plot convenience of selina kyle being RIGHT there for bruce to see and use her. the movie ending like 2 different times ect) and that, no joke, kills so much of the momentum that the movie creates for itself. its real time shooting itself in the foot.