You weren't paying attention

Another example is star wars: the last jedi...it ain't referring to the main character/Rey lmao

Gr8 movie that dipshits in the media that didn't even watch it blindly called a "white savior!" Movie where cruise was the last samurai when the last samurai is literally Ken Watanabe

There is no more room for nuisance

Was a cool movie. Final battle was epic but I could’ve done without the hard to believe love story of a woman falling in love with the guy who killed her husband

I work retail, and we have this special ass dude in his 40s who has shown up a couple times asking super insistently about Last Samurai on Blu-ray. I told him we barely have Blus anymore at our store, especially not s*** that old, but he was adament that I do like a full inventory search on the system for all the surrounding stores.

Couple weeks after the last time he asked for the Blu he shows up again with a little bag, lines up and everything then when it's his turn he carefully pulls out a ratty looking CD - it's the Last Samurai OST.

"Do you have empty cases like this one?"

So I calmly tell this guy we haven't sold any kind of replacement cases in many years, and he just goes from 0 to 100 like "ARE YOU SURE??"

Anyway, anytime I think of Last Samurai now this guy is all I can think of.

He is literally me