is there anything to actually suggest a single reveal in the apple event or is this just pure hopium / something that seems possible

sleep?

what's that.

hopium

Me trying to act like everything is okay when we get no update from this event and no news for the rest of the week:

in

DEATH GAUGE. perfect for snorkeling.

aight fam enough bout this goddamn watch

i will buy the new iphone if it comes with the album already on it

nah they milking this watch

stroke detection?

Can this watch also get him some punani

for when we’re dancing in the flames

can someone @ me when the airpods/vision stuff starts

yes

Let’s see whether the alleged reddit leaker was capping with the “DITF CUPERTINO” clue

we putting all our faith into The Reddit Riddler

$799

New AirPods?

jesus

For what?

AIRPOD

Apple Watch 2

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