AKA Have Jay Z Stans Been Brainwashed?

Okay, let's get the obvious, low-hanging fruit out of the way. No, its not Eminem Stans (anymore). When was the last time you saw anybody make an Eminem thread or do some wild, d***riding s***?

I'll present three pieces of key evidence that demonstrates just how utterly deluded Jay Z Stans are.

1. They seriously considered choosing dinner with a man over 500k

I saw the debates on social media; them niggas was not trolling. When you consider that the average Jay Z fan is a 40-something year old man, probably broke but self-identifies as a "hustler", with kids and baby moms, you truly see the depths of the depravity. These niggas are choosing having dinner with a man over buying Pampers for their kids. That can't be normal.

2. They go through a lot of effort to capitalize his name

This might seem like a minor point, but it's extremely telling. You could have a nigga typing sentences with no regard for structure or punctuation like: "damn Son the Rats don et teh tongs off my Timbs, ai wonder what HOV would do". Notice that when its only when the nigga gets to Jay Z (and timberlands) that they reverently remember to capitalize.

Troubling

3. The slavish d***riding

These niggas said that this God Did verse was the greatest verse of all time and carried out Lupe Fiasco-esque breakdowns on national television. I'm not even going to explain beyond that.

Thats record-breaking levels of d***riding that have never been achieved on this earth.

I'm not even trying to clown them, really. Just raise awareness of the issue so that if you see a Jay Z stan post something like "4:44 is the greatest album of all time", just do them like you would the special kid that drew a squiggly picture of a stick figure, pat them on the head and agree that they got Picasso level talent.

AKA Have Jay Z Stans Been Brainwashed?

Okay, let's get the obvious, low-hanging fruit out of the way. No, its not Eminem Stans (anymore). When was the last time you saw anybody make an Eminem thread or do some wild, d***riding s***?

I'll present three pieces of key evidence that demonstrates just how utterly deluded Jay Z Stans are.

1. They seriously considered choosing dinner with a man over 500k

I saw the debates on social media; them niggas was not trolling. When you consider that the average Jay Z fan is a 40-something year old man, probably broke but self-identifies as a "hustler", with kids and baby moms, you truly see the depths of the depravity. These niggas are choosing having dinner with a man over buying Pampers for their kids. That can't be normal.

2. They go through a lot of effort to capitalize his name

This might seem like a minor point, but it's extremely telling. You could have a nigga typing sentences with no regard for structure or punctuation like: "damn Son the Rats don et teh tongs off my Timbs, ai wonder what HOV would do". Notice that when its only when the nigga gets to Jay Z (and timberlands) that they reverently remember to capitalize.

Troubling

3. The slavish d***riding

These niggas said that this God Did verse was the greatest verse of all time and carried out Lupe Fiasco-esque breakdowns on national television. I'm not even going to explain beyond that.

Thats record-breaking levels of d***riding that have never been achieved on this earth.

I'm not even trying to clown them, really. Just raise awareness of the issue so that if you see a Jay Z stan post something like "4:44 is the greatest album of all time", just do them like you would the special kid that drew a squiggly picture of a stick figure, pat them on the head and agree that they got Picasso level talent.

AKA Have Jay Z Stans Been Brainwashed?

Okay, let's get the obvious, low-hanging fruit out of the way. No, its not Eminem Stans (anymore). When was the last time you saw anybody make an Eminem thread or do some wild, d***riding s***?

I'll present three pieces of key evidence that demonstrates just how utterly deluded Jay Z Stans are.

1. They seriously considered choosing dinner with a man over 500k

I saw the debates on social media; them niggas was not trolling. When you consider that the average Jay Z fan is a 40-something year old man, probably broke but self-identifies as a "hustler", with kids and baby moms, you truly see the depths of the depravity. These niggas are choosing having dinner with a man over buying Pampers for their kids. That can't be normal.

2. They go through a lot of effort to capitalize his name

This might seem like a minor point, but it's extremely telling. You could have a nigga typing sentences with no regard for structure or punctuation like: "damn Son the Rats don et teh tongs off my Timbs, ai wonder what HOV would do". Notice that when its only when the nigga gets to Jay Z (and timberlands) that they reverently remember to capitalize.

Troubling

3. The slavish d***riding

These niggas said that this God Did verse was the greatest verse of all time and carried out Lupe Fiasco-esque breakdowns on national television. I'm not even going to explain beyond that.

Thats record-breaking levels of d***riding that have never been achieved on this earth.

I'm not even trying to clown them, really. Just raise awareness of the issue so that if you see a Jay Z stan post something like "4:44 is the greatest album of all time", just do them like you would the special kid that drew a squiggly picture of a stick figure, pat them on the head and agree that they got Picasso level talent.

I see the Camel rider branch of the Hovengers done assembled already

professional snake and enemy of the people

SOS by SZA out now

AKA Have Jay Z Stans Been Brainwashed?
Okay, let's get the obvious, low-hanging fruit out of the way. No, its not Eminem Stans (anymore). When was the last time you saw anybody make an Eminem thread or do some wild, d***riding s***?
I'll present three pieces of key evidence that demonstrates just how utterly deluded Jay Z Stans are.
1. They seriously considered choosing dinner with a man over 500k
I saw the debates on social media; them niggas was not trolling. When you consider that the average Jay Z fan is a 40-something year old man, probably broke but self-identifies as a "hustler", with kids and baby moms, you truly see the depths of the depravity. These niggas are choosing having dinner with a man over buying Pampers for their kids. That can't be normal.
2. They go through a lot of effort to capitalize his name
This might seem like a minor point, but it's extremely telling. You could have a nigga typing sentences with no regard for structure or punctuation like: "damn Son the Rats don et teh tongs off my Timbs, ai wonder what HOV would do". Notice that when its only when the nigga gets to Jay Z (and timberlands) that they reverently remember to capitalize.
Troubling
3. The slavish d***riding
These niggas said that this God Did verse was the greatest verse of all time and carried out Lupe Fiasco-esque breakdowns on national television. I'm not even going to explain beyond that.
Thats record-breaking levels of d***riding that have never been achieved on this earth.
I'm not even trying to clown them, really. Just raise awareness of the issue so that if you see a Jay Z stan post something like "4:44 is the greatest album of all time", just do them like you would the special kid that drew a squiggly picture of a stick figure, pat them on the head and agree that they got Picasso level talent.

He the GOAT so it’s ok

AKA Have Jay Z Stans Been Brainwashed?

Okay, let's get the obvious, low-hanging fruit out of the way. No, its not Eminem Stans (anymore). When was the last time you saw anybody make an Eminem thread or do some wild, d***riding s***?

I'll present three pieces of key evidence that demonstrates just how utterly deluded Jay Z Stans are.

1. They seriously considered choosing dinner with a man over 500k

I saw the debates on social media; them niggas was not trolling. When you consider that the average Jay Z fan is a 40-something year old man, probably broke but self-identifies as a "hustler", with kids and baby moms, you truly see the depths of the depravity. These niggas are choosing having dinner with a man over buying Pampers for their kids. That can't be normal.

2. They go through a lot of effort to capitalize his name

This might seem like a minor point, but it's extremely telling. You could have a nigga typing sentences with no regard for structure or punctuation like: "damn Son the Rats don et teh tongs off my Timbs, ai wonder what HOV would do". Notice that when its only when the nigga gets to Jay Z (and timberlands) that they reverently remember to capitalize.

Troubling

3. The slavish d***riding

These niggas said that this God Did verse was the greatest verse of all time and carried out Lupe Fiasco-esque breakdowns on national television. I'm not even going to explain beyond that.

Thats record-breaking levels of d***riding that have never been achieved on this earth.

I'm not even trying to clown them, really. Just raise awareness of the issue so that if you see a Jay Z stan post something like "4:44 is the greatest album of all time", just do them like you would the special kid that drew a squiggly picture of a stick figure, pat them on the head and agree that they got Picasso level talent.

huge if true

that’s crazy

All of op points are funny

God Did verse was great

Op might be right tbh, but have you ever considered that
AKA Have Jay Z Stans Been Brainwashed?
Okay, let's get the obvious, low-hanging fruit out of the way. No, its not Eminem Stans (anymore). When was the last time you saw anybody make an Eminem thread or do some wild, d***riding s***?
I'll present three pieces of key evidence that demonstrates just how utterly deluded Jay Z Stans are.
1. They seriously considered choosing dinner with a man over 500k
I saw the debates on social media; them niggas was not trolling. When you consider that the average Jay Z fan is a 40-something year old man, probably broke but self-identifies as a "hustler", with kids and baby moms, you truly see the depths of the depravity. These niggas are choosing having dinner with a man over buying Pampers for their kids. That can't be normal.
2. They go through a lot of effort to capitalize his name
This might seem like a minor point, but it's extremely telling. You could have a nigga typing sentences with no regard for structure or punctuation like: "damn Son the Rats don et teh tongs off my Timbs, ai wonder what HOV would do". Notice that when its only when the nigga gets to Jay Z (and timberlands) that they reverently remember to capitalize.
Troubling
3. The slavish d***riding
These niggas said that this God Did verse was the greatest verse of all time and carried out Lupe Fiasco-esque breakdowns on national television. I'm not even going to explain beyond that.
Thats record-breaking levels of d***riding that have never been achieved on this earth.
I'm not even trying to clown them, really. Just raise awareness of the issue so that if you see a Jay Z stan post something like "4:44 is the greatest album of all time", just do them like you would the special kid that drew a squiggly picture of a stick figure, pat them on the head and agree that they got Picasso level talent.

Op makes a lot of sense but ktt isn't gonna take his post seriously

well yea he got more of these threads than kingofpop got proving MJ innocence we get it

op wrote this bumping DJ KHALED USE THIS GOSPEL REMIX FT EMINEM

Imagine cheating on beyonce

I thought the text was why ppl typed HOV in caps.
“And dinner w/ HOV Niggas” was forex traders and it’s been known them mfs stupid.

Nah, Jay Z stans just don't know how to respond to roasting

Case in point