splice

2y

i admit his god did verse overrated as hell not even his best verse this year

feelingisfirst

2y

I really don't think I've ever heard a Jay z song tbh

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2y

2. They go through a lot of effort to capitalize his name
This might seem like a minor point, but it's extremely telling.

fonna

2y

my dude i would take 500$ over dinner with jay-z. I'll just order a pizza.

Shady Ant

2y

Idk I feel like every Jay fan I see is usually just an older chill dude with his life mostly together

aLIEN

2y

professional snake and enemy of the people

CrippledGod

2y

AKA Have Jay Z Stans Been Brainwashed?

Okay, let's get the obvious, low-hanging fruit out of the way. No, its not Eminem Stans (anymore). When was the last time you saw anybody make an Eminem thread or do some wild, d***riding s***?

I'll present three pieces of key evidence that demonstrates just how utterly deluded Jay Z Stans are.

1. They seriously considered choosing dinner with a man over 500k

I saw the debates on social media; them niggas was not trolling. When you consider that the average Jay Z fan is a 40-something year old man, probably broke but self-identifies as a "hustler", with kids and baby moms, you truly see the depths of the depravity. These niggas are choosing having dinner with a man over buying Pampers for their kids. That can't be normal.

2. They go through a lot of effort to capitalize his name

This might seem like a minor point, but it's extremely telling. You could have a nigga typing sentences with no regard for structure or punctuation like: "damn Son the Rats don et teh tongs off my Timbs, ai wonder what HOV would do". Notice that when its only when the nigga gets to Jay Z (and timberlands) that they reverently remember to capitalize.

Troubling

3. The slavish d***riding

These niggas said that this God Did verse was the greatest verse of all time and carried out Lupe Fiasco-esque breakdowns on national television. I'm not even going to explain beyond that.

Thats record-breaking levels of d***riding that have never been achieved on this earth.

I'm not even trying to clown them, really. Just raise awareness of the issue so that if you see a Jay Z stan post something like "4:44 is the greatest album of all time", just do them like you would the special kid that drew a squiggly picture of a stick figure, pat them on the head and agree that they got Picasso level talent.

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2y

OP despises JAY Z