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  • Ezio 🎰
    Nov 29, 2022
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    force me to follow NPCs that walk faster than my walking speed and way slower than my running speed I dare you

    I'll get a f***ing refund and send bots to call your game "derivative" on every elitist tastemaking board

  • Nov 29, 2022
    Ezio

    force me to follow NPCs that walk faster than my walking speed and way slower than my running speed I dare you

    I'll get a f***ing refund and send bots to call your game "derivative" on every elitist tastemaking board

    I f***ing hate this. I’ve closed a few games and never returned because of this

  • Ezio 🎰
    Nov 29, 2022
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    Banana Clip

    When traversal is boring as s*** and slow with nothing interesting going on

    No game has yet to make riding a horse fun

    some of y'all didn't get to play N64 or NGC Zelda games as a child and it shows

  • Nov 29, 2022
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    @Tobacky got clapped? Need him itt

  • Nov 29, 2022

    Inventory with a limit

  • Nov 29, 2022

    I’ll drop a game quickly if I see too much loot dropping. I get unreasonably mad when my inventory gets cluttered with s***

  • Nov 29, 2022
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    TiTi

    Trash fight mechanics. I've been spoilt by greatness such as the Arkham series, Ghost of Tsushima, Spiderman, etc.

    Those games have some of the worst combat systems lol…

  • Nov 29, 2022
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    Barry Gibb

    Those games have some of the worst combat systems lol…

    Did you play them? Arkham combat is great. If you’re just mindlessly mashing buttons then you’re playing it wrong. It’s rhythm based

  • Nov 29, 2022
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    Ezio

    some of y'all didn't get to play N64 or NGC Zelda games as a child and it shows

    man i'm damn near 30 of course I played the f*** out of Zelda on the 64 and GC. Those games are GOATed and aren't nearly as big and a hassle to ride through as modern games like RDR2 and Horizon are

  • Nov 29, 2022
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    When the title screen says "Press Any Button" but some buttons don't work

  • Nov 29, 2022
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    Cherrywine

    @Tobacky got clapped? Need him itt

  • Ezio 🎰
    Nov 29, 2022
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    Banana Clip

    man i'm damn near 30 of course I played the f*** out of Zelda on the 64 and GC. Those games are GOATed and aren't nearly as big and a hassle to ride through as modern games like RDR2 and Horizon are

    Yeah I figure but you said "no game yet" so I had to take it old school feel me f*** a oled school

  • Nov 29, 2022
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    Ezio

    Yeah I figure but you said "no game yet" so I had to take it old school feel me f*** a oled school

    but is riding a horse in those classics actually fun? Or just a means to an end of getting to your next location? To me it's just a boring experience that luckily doesn't take long unlike modern games, so I'm willing to overlook it in those older games. GTA doesn't have this problem because driving a car fast through traffic is fun

    Also valhalla boring as s*** too you literally just set your horse to auto-travel the road to objective and it will be a 10 min ride

  • Nov 29, 2022
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    Banana Clip

    but is riding a horse in those classics actually fun? Or just a means to an end of getting to your next location? To me it's just a boring experience that luckily doesn't take long unlike modern games, so I'm willing to overlook it in those older games. GTA doesn't have this problem because driving a car fast through traffic is fun

    Also valhalla boring as s*** too you literally just set your horse to auto-travel the road to objective and it will be a 10 min ride

    There’s one.
    If auto-travel is in your game, it’s getting dropped.

    The fact that you’re aware your game has boring traversal and you went out of your way to make a workaround instead of making it fun is a slap in the face to the consumer

  • lil ufo 🛸
    Nov 29, 2022

    third person games that auto-play the fights
    yes I never liked final fantasy i dont understand how people enjoy pushing a button and letting the character do the rest automatically

  • Nov 29, 2022
    Ezio

    force me to follow NPCs that walk faster than my walking speed and way slower than my running speed I dare you

    I'll get a f***ing refund and send bots to call your game "derivative" on every elitist tastemaking board

  • Nov 29, 2022
    Keepthereceipt

  • Nov 29, 2022
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    PushaToThe

    When the title screen says "Press Any Button" but some buttons don't work

    THIS NIGGA

  • Nov 29, 2022
    Cherrywine

    There’s one.
    If auto-travel is in your game, it’s getting dropped.

    The fact that you’re aware your game has boring traversal and you went out of your way to make a workaround instead of making it fun is a slap in the face to the consumer

    FACTS FACTS FACTS. 5 years ago I'd overlook this in games like the witcher 3 but at this point devs gotta realize traversal is the weakest part of their game when they sell us on "large open world."

    And i aint acting like I got the answer either because not every game can be spiderman and I still enjoy games trying different settings besides big city with traffic, but horse riding as it currently stands in AAA games is a snooze fest

  • Nov 29, 2022
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    Cherrywine

    Did you play them? Arkham combat is great. If you’re just mindlessly mashing buttons then you’re playing it wrong. It’s rhythm based

    Played the Arkham Asylum demo and have not touched any of them since

  • Nov 29, 2022

    Anytime where I get really far and forget to save and die randomly

  • Nov 29, 2022
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    MiniVan

    last one i remember was dying light 2 when i saw all the towers you have to activate to reveal the map

    ubisoft mechanics lel

  • Ezio 🎰
    Nov 29, 2022
    Banana Clip

    but is riding a horse in those classics actually fun? Or just a means to an end of getting to your next location? To me it's just a boring experience that luckily doesn't take long unlike modern games, so I'm willing to overlook it in those older games. GTA doesn't have this problem because driving a car fast through traffic is fun

    Also valhalla boring as s*** too you literally just set your horse to auto-travel the road to objective and it will be a 10 min ride

    It was fun as hell, just didn't scale right to bigger and bigger maps. They had a choice to make between fun and realism they picked realism that's why valhalla was a pain.

  • Nov 29, 2022
    Cherrywine

    @Tobacky got clapped? Need him itt

    “Games that not realistic like gta”