If I open a diet Dr Pepper and forget about it then 1 day, 2 days passes sometimes I’ll finish it on the third day even if it’s flat

Being the co-pilot in my relationship, everyone thinks the man should always lead but I disagree

Okay mr perfect

Pouring the milk before the cereal.

But in my defense you try pouring milk AND protein powder in a cereal filled bowl and tell me how that goes for you

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Could you elaborate I don’t necessarily understand the protein powder part

not say good morning if im not having one

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I respect the hell out of this lmao

milk before cereal just always made sense to me tbh

rt i just be sayin 'mornin' in those cases

Mixing milk and protein powder (folks use when they bulk)

You get the right levels.

And if you want the half soggy feel, just let it sit for a few mins

drink before ice

i just forget about the ice till the last second

gotta do the ice slow or else you gonna make a mess 💀

i despise even slightly soggy cereal so i just be pouring one layer of cereal in at a time until ive had my fill and then i drink the milk

U a demon plants

if i gotta run some errands i really dont wanna do, ill rock pajama pants and a beater at the store, dmv, etc

everything

Talking bout this in the middle of a 35 hr fast was not a good idea

u dont even know the half of it

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You going through it if cereal got you feigning