Being the co-pilot in my relationship, everyone thinks the man should always lead but I disagree
ik what you mean cause relationships should be about compatibility, woman can be more levelheaded and organized
drink before ice
i just forget about the ice till the last second
gotta do the ice slow or else you gonna make a mess 💀
lmao my dad used to pick on me for this cause the drink would splash when the ice dropped into my cup
i despise even slightly soggy cereal so i just be pouring one layer of cereal in at a time until ive had my fill and then i drink the milk
real
Mixing milk and protein powder (folks use when they bulk)
You mix it in the cereal bowl?
Bully furries
The hardest thing about participating in any creative/artistic internet community is having to pretend that being a furry is acceptable so you don't get cancelled
milk before cereal just always made sense to me tbh
but pouring cereal in a bowl full of milk will make it gurt everywhere
If I open a diet Dr Pepper and forget about it then 1 day, 2 days passes sometimes I’ll finish it on the third day even if it’s flat
I frown on this, so you're valid
My kitten isnt reported to my slumlord Apt owner
bro don’t you know you gotta pay “pet rent”
but pouring cereal in a bowl full of milk will make it gurt everywhere
skill issue
I pick my nose in private. I don't shower, I jack off in my boxers and let it crust. When my ass gets too itchy I try to pick the grains of s*** out of it.
I pick my nose in private. I don't shower, I jack off in my boxers and let it crust. When my ass gets too itchy I try to pick the grains of s*** out of it.
JAIL
I pick my nose in private. I don't shower, I jack off in my boxers and let it crust. When my ass gets too itchy I try to pick the grains of s*** out of it.
you need to be banned
you need to be banned
This is a thread about things we do that society frowns upon. The f*** did you expect?
This is a thread about things we do that society frowns upon. The f*** did you expect?
not Thanos level s***
I pick my nose in private. I don't shower, I jack off in my boxers and let it crust. When my ass gets too itchy I try to pick the grains of s*** out of it.