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  • Jan 16, 2022
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    Carl Sweatpants

    This one time this old lady fell down and cracked her hip right in front of me and I had to walk away fast cus I couldn't hold that s*** in.. She was "ahhh. Help me help help god help" and I just couldn't do it fam. There were other people with me helping but I respectively had to walk away. She fell down slow af too

    Bro wtf

  • Jan 16, 2022
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    Lein

    Bro wtf

    that nigga just evil

  • Jan 16, 2022

    was in a tiny chat with my friends and this one girl. One of them joked putting her nudes on twitter. I hear her make a cry sniffle and I laughed then she started crying. F***ed up looking back

  • Jan 16, 2022
    XENOFLAWLESS

    that nigga just evil

    For real

  • Jan 16, 2022
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    You niggas amateurs bro. I seen my aunt faint at my grandmas funeral and then my cousin fainted right after her. Bro I literally giggled and I F***ING LOVED MY GRANDMA. I just thought they were so over the top like b**** get your f***ing s*** together we burying her and y'all b****es fainting for what.

  • That s*** actually made me feel strong and s*** CUS my grandma would a been roasting them too.

  • Jan 16, 2022
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    so these 2 dudes was beefin online.. they knew each other irl so it got crazy fast

    it escalated to one of the dudes pullin up to his mothers gravesite and takin a deuce on it he even sent it to the dude too.. i snickered a lil bit b4 i realized "Wait that was actually his mother"

  • Jan 16, 2022
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    Carl Sweatpants

    You niggas amateurs bro. I seen my aunt faint at my grandmas funeral and then my cousin fainted right after her. Bro I literally giggled and I F***ING LOVED MY GRANDMA. I just thought they were so over the top like b**** get your f***ing s*** together we burying her and y'all b****es fainting for what.

    ppl who faint at funerals are attention grabbers like damn sit down... but tbf the aunt fainting was justified cus thats her momma..

  • This one time this nigga was sooo happy to show off his new iPhone I highscholl. S*** was like the 5 or something and when he took it out of his pocket that s*** fell on the ground and shattered and he was like "FOCK" I COULDNT BRO... you know when u laughing but u don't want to laugh. Its like a nervous tick sometimes. That s*** overcame me.

  • XENOFLAWLESS

    ppl who faint at funerals are attention grabbers like damn sit down... but tbf the aunt fainting was justified cus thats her momma..

    Na man it was her lil sister lol. So I get it and all but it was still like "yeah yo ass would faint" she is the attention type tho you right.

  • Jan 16, 2022
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    this the funniest thread in a minute

  • Jan 16, 2022
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    Trying to hold in a laugh in class is elite

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    Trying to hold in a laugh in class is elite

    Dawg, when this chick did a presentation and all of her family photos were stretched out so everyone looked like dwarfs.

    I almost f***ing died trying to hold it in and was sitting in the front row.

    She dropped the class after that too

  • Jan 16, 2022
    Carl Sweatpants

    This one time this old lady fell down and cracked her hip right in front of me and I had to walk away fast cus I couldn't hold that s*** in.. She was "ahhh. Help me help help god help" and I just couldn't do it fam. There were other people with me helping but I respectively had to walk away. She fell down slow af too

  • Jan 16, 2022
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    I was eating lunch with my boy in college and this cute girl I liked walked by and was happy to see me. She made a hella happy face like she was so genuinely happy to see me and then ate s*** while coming to me and we started laughing. Then she kinda cried, held her ankle, and limped away.

  • Jan 16, 2022

    Just remembered another one. 5th grade student teacher told us about his female friend that went to Australia and got beat up by a kangaroo. Whole class laughed tho not just me but he wasn’t laughing. Said she was in the hospital and everything.

  • BLACK
    Jan 16, 2022

    a bunch mannnnn

  • BLACK
    Jan 16, 2022

    one time at a funeral

  • Jan 16, 2022
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    Trying to hold in a laugh in class is elite

  • Niggamortis 👨‍🚀
    Jan 16, 2022
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    Freshman year in Spanish 1 class.

    There was a special needs kid named Oscar. My friend at the time was a class clown, and he wanted to bait a reaction out of him. Oscar liked my friend's shoes and was leaning over in his desk to get a closer look while holding a pencil.

    My friend was like, "I bet you won't write on my s***s."

    Oscar fell for it, and marked on his sneaker. My friend then moved close and slapped/grabbed the back of his neck, and the force yanked Oscar out the desk chair.

    Bro I laughed and felt so damn bad but holy s***.

    Teacher actually sent Oscar out the class for it too iirc.

  • It’s funny because hahahaha I remember it so well. The change in her facial expression from being so happy to being in a world of s*** in a split second was too much for me and she did this whimper sound.

  • Last one I was riding the BART train one time. And this old man in a wheelchair was trying to get on the train but his wheels couldn’t get over the gap and he kept getting stuck. So this guy goes up behind him and pushes him onto the train cart to help him. And the old man turns around after and starts yelling, “MOTHERFUCKER ILL BEAT YOUR ASS DONT TOUCH ME MOTHERFUCKER B**** ASS…ILL WHOOP YOUR ASS.” And I just started dying but everyone else thought I was a jackass.

  • Jan 16, 2022

    Saw my friend get hit by a car. It was so absurd. I didn't know how to process trauma like that. Hopefully I wouldn't do that now.

  • Jan 16, 2022
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    After our guidance counselor explained to us that our PE Teacher had sexual relations with one of our classmates, another classmate blurted out, "That's why he never took the good balls out at recess!"

    And I completely lost it right there, man.

  • Jan 16, 2022

    A girl at my work was crying or something while I was browsing KTT

    And I saw something funny so I started laughing and she thought I was laughing at her