LMAOOOO this one made me laugh out loud, f***

One time back in high school, there was a kid that drown when he and his friends were like swimming in this unsafe location

And me and my friends were like talking about it at lunch the day after. And one of my friend said that his sister said sum along of the lines of "that's why I dont f*** with white people" just founded it random asf at first, but I learn it was cause his friends with him were white

I remember this one time my mate was dating a new chick, you know the story, says might be the one, be nice.. blah blah. Has her over for a bbq one night with all us mates, we're all nice and respectful to her, tell some jokes about the guy to make her laugh a bit, all is well. But we start noticing shes very demanding of him acting all frustrated and asking him to do all little tedious things, so us guys are kinda looking at each other raising eyebrows all thinking the same thing : .
Anyways we hear this huge scream then she's crying and everyone looks over and she stepped on a piece of glass, then yells at my mate in tears to go get the 1st aid kit etc, as he rushes out I'm kinda pissing myself laughing inside but keeping it in... but i look up and one of the guys across he looking at floor the trying to contain his laughter also, im just watching him and he looks up
and catches my glance and sees me in the same state and were both staring at each other going redder and redder in the face like f***in bradley walsh

enventually shes goes inside to get bandaged up we were on the floor rolling around

Another time I was volunteering working the polls during election day, and this old woman was walking up to the polling site and slip on ice and fell and was laying on the floor like this. and I couldnt help it. Had to get the paramedics to roll her out

My boy added his gf to the facetime chat and she had an eye patch on. I bursted out laughing, but she ended up telling me that she’s getting a procedure done otherwise she’ll lose her eyesight.

This is the only one in this thread I didn't laugh at

Your friend bullied a special needs kid

One time in my computer class in high school, there was a special needs kid sitting down doing his works and my friends were a******s and were like teasing/joking with him and he got angry and started like growling and got up and swing on bro

In spanish class my teacher was so old she already had dentures and she was yelling at the class so hard them s***s went flying across the room. She rushed to pick them up and left the class as everybody was laughing. Was gone for the rest of the class.

aw man

Lame

one time in class this girl was telling a story about being groped at school and my friend wasn’t paying attention and was making fart noises the whole time next to me

never had to exert my self control as much as I did that day

Got into a fight in 3rd grade. Next day our teacher asks what happened. The other guy was always getting into fights and nobody f***ed with him, so the other kids in my class were sticking up for me. This girl was telling the teacher how he was the one who started it and this kid starts crying and shouts at her "You know what, you're gonna die one day! ". It was silent for a few seconds, then our whole class just burst out laughing

4th grade, a girl's expensive camera went missing. Idk why but the consensus was that it was this other girl who always been a bit of a dumb blonde that stole it. So everyone was accusing her all day and gossiping about her. Even had the teacher interrogating her. It's the end of the school day and she's busy sweeping up the class. She overhears this guy Kelvin talking about how she stole the camera. She suddenly screams out "I hate you Kelvin! You're my best enemy! " and slams the broom to the ground before storming out We all died as soon as she left

At Catechism, we had a strict African with a thick accent as our teacher. Our class was small, so it's about 13 of us sitting at one big table. I was 2 people away from the teacher and this guy starts saying "You need to let God come in your life". Now I start giggling because I'm dirty minded, but he keeps emphasizing it. "Let Jesus come in your life, he wants to come into your life". My friend is sitting directly across from me and he notices something is up and he looks at me like . The teacher says something like "Let the spirit come all over you " and does like hand motions of something being washed over him like this . So now my friend suddenly catches on and he starts hiding his laugh. We're both sitting there like trying to cover our laughs and that just makes us laugh even harder We regain our composure look at each other and we just start dying all over again At this point the teacher is asking us what's up but neither of us can tell this guy we're laughing because our dirty minds went to semen while he's talking about religion, we just keep laughing We got a new teacher like 2 lessons after this. That guy did not fw our class

Probably around middle school and my friend had this STRICT and insane mom. Like she would smack him, spit in his face etc.

So Halloween night we were trick or treating and he dropped his glasses. They landed right at the edge of the sewer entrance and I swear to god Pennywise himself must of took him

My mans reached to pick them up and they leaped into the abyss

I fell to the ground and started drooling laughing. Just in pain and tears all the while he’s crying & scared to go back home and not get his ass beat. That 10 minute walk to his place I couldn’t stop while he’s genuinely fearing for his life

Thankfully she just laughed at him and they got it out the next day

Middle school German class everytime we learned a new word

need a spanish mami like this that will spit in my face

John wicks dog got killed and everyone watching the movie with me got Mad when I chuckled

We all knew what happened beforehand and idk I just laugh at inappropriate things around company rather than feel sad about things. I think it's a weird type of defense mechanism

On our way from school a friend was explaining how is brother got a big scar on his face to us and starting the story with his family had a big dinner and everybody was happy and all of a sudden a hand grenade flew in. S*** came out of nowhere so I started laughing.

when i was working at the hospital i was helping a fellow PCT clean up their patient. comatose but an absolute unit. i’m just trying to keep them on their side and not falling down back on the mess

anyways the patient then projectile s***s on the other PCT lmfao

it was peak-pandemic so i had a mask on but it didn’t matter, you could still tell

also we had a patient with AIDS that was absolutely out of his f***ing mind and one day a nurse comes out of the room fuming saying he spat on her when she was trying to do wound care on him

weaponizing HIV, lmao

sounds like your friend needs his ass beat

Lol. Did they break up?