That doesn’t mean she didnt get shot lmao

CRINE

Lmao he’s pretty well off my man, he can afford the top tier guys. This ain’t Tory’s “lawyer” lol this probably more damage control from his team

Tory lawyer will probably present the WAP video as evidence in the court room

"a lawyer and representative for Lanez"

"The evidence against my client is cap your honor'

Tory lawyer straight out of everest college

I don't see Tory getting the max 20+ years though. He'll probably take some kinda plea deal and they'll reduce the s*** to the 5-10 year range. I'd be very surprised if they hit him with anything more than 10 years if he actually pleads guilty.

nigga gonna stream that episode of SNL in the courtroom

10 years is wild tbh

He'll basically come out as a 40 year old, will he know which styles are popping that he can emulate? Plus most of his fans were women to begin with

Prolly suspended sentence too

Max B. Part Deux

Amazing, every joke I thought about making was already posted on the first page.

Literally all of them.

gets charged with attempted murder

Lawyer: "They ain't look dead to me!"

imagine thinking this is anything other than Level headed people vs. women hating tin foil hat spastics

Women will easily move on with their Tory Lanez replacement lol the only people still caping for dude are the same women who cape for R Kelly and niggas who just don't like women

Lmao

Who the lawyer or Tory?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

yo