tbh I'm probably the same. If I get hurt or can't get drinkable water It's over

Start punching trees

I’m simply not dying in a jungle, I literally won’t allow myself.

Real s***

i’ll have diamond armor by day five, a nether portal by day 10, and the end dragon will be defeated by day 20 guaranteed

I just need the wifi password so I can order stuff on Amazon prime and ubereats

middle school classic

Just recovering from taking more of an edible than I should and I feel like I can survive anything.

yes

story?

ik you f***ing lying

probably just find a river and follow it out of there to a city

need more detail mr. survival man

let’s use the amazon

Classic book

no way dog im dying off of the stress of spiders and bugs alone, i would literally rather be dropped in siberia or something

Classic

find me a fresh water source
find edible food, such as coconuts, mangoes, bananas etc.
find some dry wood and create a fire

i'd live. that's until i get bitten by a mosquito and die of malaria

Light work

I think it’s more likely to die by being poisoned by something than something coming and killing you

im just gonna eat some dirt then die