Lou

5y

Y’all dumb

Day One Isher

5y

didnt know they were gonna drag it this late into the month

Theory

5y

That’s the post credits scene that sets up the Rock Vs Aliens cinematic universe

In the sequel, the Rock has to team up with rebel dinosaurs to take down the legitimate deep space aliens

The aliens have even more impressive weaponry, including a beam on the mothership they call “the third eye”, which blasts out Semi Charmed Kind of Life by Third Eye Blind from a massive cannon at such a loud volume that it is capable of melting entire planets

The Rock discovers this planet destroyer is on its way, and teams with DJ Khaled to get Mr iTunes on the phone to remove all 90’s frat rock from the iTunes Store and all streaming platforms. In doing so, the alien weapon is useless because they have a strict moral code and don’t download music illegally

Then Martin Skhreli rotates the satellites and every household on the planet blasts Real World by Matchbox 20 (which has been distributed across the planet via physical CDs, quickly becoming the highest selling album of all time as a result) at maximum volume, which manages to destroy the mothership

But, the massive showcase of 90’s frat rock awakens the atlanteans from their ancient slumber, leading to another cliffhanger ending

Bestowed

5y

What movie is this exactly?

Theory

5y

It’s the simulated reality we live in, as watched in movie format by interdimensional beings who have trapped and programmed us, creating massive conflicts that can only be resolved by an avatar of a messiah (played by Dwayne the Rock Johnson as himself)

The final film in the franchise sees the Rock break out of the simulation and defeat the interdimensional entities who have enslaved humans since the beginning of time. In doing so, he shows the entities that they themselves are also part of the movies they’ve been enjoying; nothing but a simulation within a simulation. The entities team up with the Rock to find a way out of the endless loop of simulations and take down whoever is running everything

Lou

5y

hope that report comes out. hope it wasn’t just another con in a list of UFO cons by the US govt

Theory

5y

The UFOs are driven by dinosaurs

Dinosaurs were a very advanced species that left earth in spaceships prior to an extinction level event

They’re coming back to take back the homeland

And they have cybernetic implants in their heads that allow them to shoot SemiSonic beams that melt humans

The SemiSonic beams are of an advanced technology; they play Closing Time by SemiSonic at such a loud volume that our tissue is directly affected by the sound waves and it causes us to turn into a puddle

The only person who can stop them is Dwayne the Rock Johnson

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Q3D

5y

These are particles and reflections lol

etant

5y

When is the report coming out?